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20 years later, I finally watched the original X-Men movie for the first time. Aside from a couple moments of special effects, it has actually aged pretty well.


Hamster apparently announced a LOT of upcoming games for the Arcade Archives line, including Mystic Warriors, Parodius Da, and Duck Hunt. Friendly reminder that in the arcade version of Duck Hunt, you actually CAN shoot the dog sometimes.


Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! I hope you’re still able to enjoy it despite all the 2020.


If you’re “expressing a dog’s anal glands”, just call it what it is. You’re juicing its butthole.


Finally got around to starting Celeste, finished chapter 3. Fun game, but I can already tell that I’m not going to be able to 100% this one. Kind of nice to get that out of the way early on.


I was all excited to go for that Mario Maker 2 coin until I actually tried the level. It represents the parts of Mario Maker that I can’t stand. Auto stages, item/enemy spam, and overuse of sound effects. Pass.


As we approach Thanksgiving, it’s important to remember that pecan pie is superior to pumpkin pie. #Factsgiving


Another Game Awards, another list of games I haven't played. I feel like I've gotten more basic in my game tastes over the last few years (being a Nintendad), but then the Game Awards hits and suddenly I feel like an absolute hipster.


I’m glad I replayed the original Wild Guns after it came to NSO, because Reloaded is basically Wild Guns on steroids. Tough, but good stuff!


I bought a Switch so I could play all the hottest new games!


Here’s a bit of good news to brighten your day.


Finally finished Luigi’s Mansion 3, all Boos and gems. Fun, but it’s a 15-20 hour game that somehow felt like 40.


Decided to break out the 3DS for the first time since about February. That thing is like comfort food at this point.


To reuse a joke I made nine months ago:


Finally found something from my reading list that my wife seems to enjoy. Discworld it is!


I refused to be beaten by Sunshine, even if it took me 18 years. That’s finally a wrap on 3-D All-Stars!


It's a few days late, but cute nonetheless.


Happy birthday to Mr. Moyse and Descruff! Y’all good people.


Years ago, I would have gotten upset at seeing Christmas decor or hearing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. Now I’m older, tired, and I have other things to worry about. So bring on the Christmas season, I say!


I’m gonna NOT play the Age of Calamity demo because I’m a Nintendo shill who knows he already wants it. I’d rather be able to go whole hog when I do get my hands on it.


Are any of the Tremors movies past the first two worth watching?


Was Crash N Sane Trilogy an upgrade over the originals beyond the graphics? I own the originals digitally but I remember trying the first game and being put off by how difficult/finicky it was.


I...don’t know if I’m going yo be able to 100% Sunshine or not. There are so many bad design decisions that I may not do it out of principle.


If Tohsaka is going to post a Calvin & Hobbes collection, so will I! Either I or my grandfather are first owners of all of them except HPJC. #TimeToFeelOldTuesday


Time between Pokemon GS and HGSS: 3437 days. Time between HGSS and now: 3873 days. Time for yet another remake?


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