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I'm having the shit kicked out of me by the cold, not helped by the damp in my home. Suggestions of short games that will either make me happy or make me cry would be much appreciated.

 
 
 

I am beyond moist about Outer Worlds. I'll be posting a long ass read later today where I speculate wildly about the game's content based on the, like, two minutes of it I've seen.

 
 
 

So I'm only just getting back into GTA Online and I'm doing all the nightclub shit. Don't care much for Dixon really, but I'm blown away that Rockstar got three of my favourite DJs involved. So, Destructoid family, which DJs would you want added?

 
 
 

If you didn't think Dark Souls was enough like a panic attack then here's my playlist: Death Grips, Ho99o9, Street Sects, Mastodon, Circle Takes the Square, Locust, clipping.

 
 
 

Game Awards predictions: 1) Bethesda announce Hexen reboot. 2) Valve announce plans to just start with number three from now on. 3) Hideo Kojima finally admits that Death Stranding isn't a real thing and he's been making Silent Hills all along.

 
 
 

'Tis The Season: Games of Christmas' Past

Ah, the festive season. That time of year is once again upon us, people, where we forget all the silly, trivial nonsense that bothered use throughout the year and come together to focus on what truly matters: our ever-growing plot to b...

 
 
 
 

So I don't know if you can lose at Tinder. But I reckon this guy just has.

 
 
 

1) Jessica Rabbit 2) Teenage Simba 3) Lola Bunny 4) Elora - Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage 5) Bianca - Spyro: Year of the Dragon 6) Spike Spiegel Thus concludes the disturbing amount of animated characters involved in my sexual awakening.

 
 
 

Yo, can someone tell me how the fuck you add tags to a blog post? This is driving me insane. thank you, beautiful people.

 
 
 

So I reckon I'm going to re-read every William Gibson novel in preparation for Cyberpunk 2077, I mean the man did coin the term after all. Anybody got any solid Cyberpunk novels to suggest that may have flown under my radar?


 
 
 

Perhaps You've Always Been Mad

I am not well. This is something that I've spent a long time coming to terms with and trying to keep in check. I am not well, I am not a well person. Another way of saying it is I'm mad, insane, mental, a completely and utterly batshit...

 
 
 
 

Is there anything more painful in this world than having a hankering to play a particular game, only to remember that you lent it to a friend and you're most likely never going to get it back.


 
 
 

And a Nights into Dreams one. Or was it Knights? I dunno. Sorry for just listing my nostalgic nonsense.

 
 
 

While we're at it give me a Good Omens game to tie in with the series.

 
 
 

Give me a remaster of the old Discworld games already.

 
 
 

Spyro Has Made Me Sad

I sit her in my best corduroy, sipping my happy time tea (it's lemon and tumeric, it doesn't involve opioids) and contemplating age and the looming inevitability of death. Now, despite the way this post started, it might surprise you t...

 
 
 


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A Scottish person who sounds like a Simpsons character and thinks they're far funnier than they actually are. I also have the strongest shirt game in town depending on how bad your taste in clothing is.

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