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Part of my new year's resolution is to play games of the sort I don't usually play. Should it be Forza, Fortnite or Paladins (would've been Overwatch, but I ain't paying).


I asked a mate who's a chef - a pretty good one. He says a hot dog is a sandwich.


Geek Love: The Nintendo Gamecube

So it'll be my birthday kind of soonish, so I'm using it as a flimsy pretext to write this. I don't really care about my birthday, in all honesty, it's just another day to me, but sometimes they can be awfully nice. I get some rather n...


Two things I love most in the world: hip hop and video games. Two things that make me feel old right now: hip hop and Fortnite.


Remember the two signs of success: 1) You have a Wikipedia page that you didn't create. 2) You can have a cocaine habit and have it only be a health concern, but not a financial one. The more you know, kids.


Games I'd actually pay to see remade or rebooted: Jak and Daxter (Reboot) Hexen (Reboot) Grim Fandango (Remake AND sequel) Discworld (Reboot) Conker's Bad Fur Day (Either/or to be honest) I know I'm missing stuff here, guys. Come on, help me ou


My friend once told me he didn't understand the big deal about The Last of Us. Obviously I was baffled...then I found out he played it with Spotify on in the background. Fuckwit.


I came a ball hair away from falling off the wagon tonight, but managed to hold back thanks to my friend drunkenly (ironic) telling everyone to applaud me for not drinking for the last month. He's a gem.


In case I forget for tomorrow: Merry Christmas, my wonderful Destructoid family. Always remember, boys and girls, the wise words of Danny Brown: "Got the game on lock like we changed the key." Thanks for the likes and support. Much love. See you soo


The Games That Are Keeping me Sober

At the time of writing this I'm thirty days sober. This isn't my first time trying out the straight and narrow. I was clean for seven months last year and then did what a lot of other alcoholics/addicts do and convinced myself that the...


Honestly, I don't know why, but I can never bring myself to do an evil playthrough EVER on any game.


I'm having the shit kicked out of me by the cold, not helped by the damp in my home. Suggestions of short games that will either make me happy or make me cry would be much appreciated.


I am beyond moist about Outer Worlds. I'll be posting a long ass read later today where I speculate wildly about the game's content based on the, like, two minutes of it I've seen.


So I'm only just getting back into GTA Online and I'm doing all the nightclub shit. Don't care much for Dixon really, but I'm blown away that Rockstar got three of my favourite DJs involved. So, Destructoid family, which DJs would you want added?


If you didn't think Dark Souls was enough like a panic attack then here's my playlist: Death Grips, Ho99o9, Street Sects, Mastodon, Circle Takes the Square, Locust, clipping.


Game Awards predictions: 1) Bethesda announce Hexen reboot. 2) Valve announce plans to just start with number three from now on. 3) Hideo Kojima finally admits that Death Stranding isn't a real thing and he's been making Silent Hills all along.


'Tis The Season: Games of Christmas' Past

Ah, the festive season. That time of year is once again upon us, people, where we forget all the silly, trivial nonsense that bothered use throughout the year and come together to focus on what truly matters: our ever-growing plot to b...


So I don't know if you can lose at Tinder. But I reckon this guy just has.


1) Jessica Rabbit 2) Teenage Simba 3) Lola Bunny 4) Elora - Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage 5) Bianca - Spyro: Year of the Dragon 6) Spike Spiegel Thus concludes the disturbing amount of animated characters involved in my sexual awakening.


Yo, can someone tell me how the fuck you add tags to a blog post? This is driving me insane. thank you, beautiful people.


So I reckon I'm going to re-read every William Gibson novel in preparation for Cyberpunk 2077, I mean the man did coin the term after all. Anybody got any solid Cyberpunk novels to suggest that may have flown under my radar?


Perhaps You've Always Been Mad

I am not well. This is something that I've spent a long time coming to terms with and trying to keep in check. I am not well, I am not a well person. Another way of saying it is I'm mad, insane, mental, a completely and utterly batshit...


Is there anything more painful in this world than having a hankering to play a particular game, only to remember that you lent it to a friend and you're most likely never going to get it back.


And a Nights into Dreams one. Or was it Knights? I dunno. Sorry for just listing my nostalgic nonsense.


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You cant cook to save your life, no wonder your parents left Oh Im sorry, is that a little raw? So is the fucking food!


If Patapon 2 can come out somewhere at Sony is a lone PS4 with a digital copy of Ape Escape 3 PS2 I really want that to be Please? Or remaster Legend of Dragoon?

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Just beat Jedi Fallen Order! Ive posted a video where I finally understood the lightsaber combat and felt like a bad Thoughts and spoilers in the


Completely forgot I ordered A nice little surprise


Edelgard in Smash is fun to play so far, but shes


This weeks Doctor Who review is up over at Check it out if you watch the show




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