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Okay, hear me out: Ogre Battle Warriors.


So, my greatest nemesis, we meet again...


Finished the original Metal Max on Famicom. Damn, what a great series. They maybe would have done better in sales if they brought more than two over to the west.


My personal blog, the Game Complaint Department, has hit the amount of daily traffic where I'm told having ads would be worthwhile. I don't update it very often since I now write for other sites, but I thought income might incentivize me to do more.


A while back, an old friend of mine and I sat down to a game of NBA Jam on SNES. Neither of us could really remember who were on any of the teams in '94, so my friend said, "Which one has MJ on it?" I replied, "Michael Jackson isn't in this game."


I've come a long way since starting the Game Complaint Department, but it still feels like home. Here's a new review of Rogue Leader. Cheers!


I was struggling this morning, so I took an early nap. During this nap, I dreamt that I slept until 3pm. I was very relieved when I woke up, and this wasn't the case. My subconscious just pulled an April Fools on me.


I really like Mario Kart's new Ganbare Goemon themed course.


Paradise Killer is now on Xbox Game Pass, and I really think you should play it.


Listen, Elden Ring. I don't care what they drop, I'm not killing a tortoise.


This is my dog. He is good boy. AMA


After spending 55 hours playing a game for review, I get to play a different kind of game: How long is the soundtrack going to be stuck in my head?


I know some of you don't check the front page often, but I found a dating sim that reads like it was written by the QToid section. Maybe check it out.


No wonder the battery on my New 3DS XL was bloated when I finally replaced it.


63 titles? That's, like, all the games released on Wii U, isn't it?


Do you know why I don't play my PS4 as much as my other consoles? The controller battery life. I have one favourite controller, and I don't want to switch it out mid-game.


I should probably get this review for Goldeneye 007 up in case Microsoft confirms the remaster's release. I hope it's real.


If I'm counting correctly, I wrote 41 scored reviews for Destructoid in 2021. I'm not really sure if that's a lot or a little, but it feels pretty weighty to me.


If the Saturday Night Slam Master games aren't in the next Capcom Arcade Stadium Pack, I'm going to riot.


Happy's Humble Burger Farm's prequel/prototype/predecessor, Happy's Humble Burger Barn, is now on Steam for free and I recommend you grab it up.


I'm starting to wish the Zelda Game and Watch had save states. The trek to the final palace in Zelda II is excruciating with its instant death lava pits. It's a good reminder of why I don't like the game.


About Zoey Handleyone of us since 3:39 PM on 05.09.2018

Adzuken Q. Rumpelfelt is a gadabout gaming hobbyist, avid tea enthusiast, and aspiring writer. She's been playing video games all her life and is a lover of both new and retro games.

Obsessed in the obscure, the forgotten, and the unique, she enjoys diving in to find the human side of gaming. The failures as well as the successes.

A lover of the kitschy, the bizarre, and the dated. Enjoys 80's and 90's cartoons, horrible box art, awful voice acting, and non-traditional storytelling.

She also writes on her personal blog, the Game Complaint Department