Okay, hear me out: Ogre Battle Warriors.
Okay, hear me out: Ogre Battle Warriors.
My personal blog, the Game Complaint Department, has hit the amount of daily traffic where I'm told having ads would be worthwhile. I don't update it very often since I now write for other sites, but I thought income might incentivize me to do more.
A while back, an old friend of mine and I sat down to a game of NBA Jam on SNES. Neither of us could really remember who were on any of the teams in '94, so my friend said, "Which one has MJ on it?" I replied, "Michael Jackson isn't in this game."
I've come a long way since starting the Game Complaint Department, but it still feels like home. Here's a new review of Rogue Leader. Cheers!
I was struggling this morning, so I took an early nap. During this nap, I dreamt that I slept until 3pm. I was very relieved when I woke up, and this wasn't the case. My subconscious just pulled an April Fools on me.
I really like Mario Kart's new Ganbare Goemon themed course.
Paradise Killer is now on Xbox Game Pass, and I really think you should play it.
Listen, Elden Ring. I don't care what they drop, I'm not killing a tortoise.
After spending 55 hours playing a game for review, I get to play a different kind of game: How long is the soundtrack going to be stuck in my head?
I know some of you don't check the front page often, but I found a dating sim that reads like it was written by the QToid section. Maybe check it out.
I should probably get this review for Goldeneye 007 up in case Microsoft confirms the remaster's release. I hope it's real.
If I'm counting correctly, I wrote 41 scored reviews for Destructoid in 2021. I'm not really sure if that's a lot or a little, but it feels pretty weighty to me.
If the Saturday Night Slam Master games aren't in the next Capcom Arcade Stadium Pack, I'm going to riot.
I'm starting to wish the Zelda Game and Watch had save states. The trek to the final palace in Zelda II is excruciating with its instant death lava pits. It's a good reminder of why I don't like the game.