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Me: I should focus on writing today. Brain: It's been a while since you played classic Doom, you can beat it in like 3 hours. -3 hours later- Me: Doom's done, writing now? Brain: What? You're not even going to start on Doom 2?

 
 
 

Time to make the kinkiest dating sim this engine can handle. Ignore the obvious signs I need to paint my nails.


 
 
 

I do all my best writing in the evenings, so why don't you distract me from that and AMA?


 
 
 

Out at my parents’ in the countryside with this happy pup. Figuring out the future and trying to unwind.


 
 
 
 

The artist from Perfect Gold did this adorable wallpaper for Pride month, and I'm in love with it.


 
 
 

I finished Sonic Forces and I didn't hate it. It wasn't great, but after playing through Sonic '06, my expectations were extremely low. I just hated it whenever anyone would open their mouth.

 
 
 

Got my first dose of the Pfizer vaccine and I can already feel my DNA speaking to me. We are. We are. We are.

 
 
 

Chicory: A Colorful Tale is out next week. To prepare you, I've dug up this advice for aspiring artists.



 
 
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Review: Wonder Boy: Asha in Monster World

Wonder Boy is a bit of a wonderful mess. The series never seems to stick to one style, developer, or nomenclature. Here we have a remake of Monster World IV, which is a sequel to Wonder Boy in Monster World, or, as it’s known in Japan...

 
 
 

Important news bulletin: They added wave-based Co-op to Chex Quest HD.

 
 
 
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Review: Biomutant

The open-world genre gives me hesitation these days; it’s almost a bad word. I blame Ubisoft. Not another waypoint! Not another tower to climb! Not another cathedral to parkour through! I’ll get to the main plot soon, I promise!...

 
 
 

Cancelled my Series X order. I'd like to say that it's because of financial responsibility, but really, I looked further into its backwards compatibility and was crushingly disappointed.

 
 
 
 

Both my Xbox classic and Xbox 360 have decided they don't want to read discs anymore. If this is an attempt by Microsoft get me to buy a Series X, the jokes on them; even if I could find one, I couldn't afford it.

 
 
 
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Rewire the entire United States in Kemco's Electrician

For Famicom Friday, I cover a lot of obscure titles because I find it more fulfilling than regurgitating games that people have more likely heard of, but the downside is that the cream usually rises to the top. Often, you haven’t hear...

 
 
 

I don't know why I even bothered trying to play Doom Eternal on console. I'm enjoying it much more on PC.

 
 
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How a tiny robot convinced me to visit Japan

It was pouring down rain on Akihabara. The girls dressed as maids had an extra layer of transparent raincoat on, and I was happy to find that basically every shop carries cheap, plastic umbrellas for 500 yen. I was exhausted after a two-wee...

 
 
 
 
 

Oh, don't mind me, just downloading 100GB of Mass Effect.

 
 
 
 


About Zoey Handleyone of us since 3:39 PM on 05.09.2018



Adzuken Q. Rumpelfelt is a gadabout gaming hobbyist, avid tea enthusiast, and aspiring writer. She's been playing video games all her life and is a lover of both new and retro games.

Obsessed in the obscure, the forgotten, and the unique, she enjoys diving in to find the human side of gaming. The failures as well as the successes.

A lover of the kitschy, the bizarre, and the dated. Enjoys 80's and 90's cartoons, horrible box art, awful voice acting, and non-traditional storytelling.

She also writes on her personal blog, the Game Complaint Department

 
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