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Conan: Exiles is so goddamn boring so far. Making any sort of progress takes forever and the world is so bland. Are there any towns or proper NPCs in it? Why is it so hard to make a good Conan game?

 
 
 

Neill Blomkamp is no longer directing RoboCop. Of fucking course. https://www.superherohype.com/movies/462347-neill-blomkamp-is-no-longer-directing-robocop-returns This is why I no longer have any enthusiasm for movie news anymore.

 
 
 

I just woke up from a sex dream with Valak from The Nun. Is that weird?

 
 
 
 

Looks like we have our first Mortal Kombat film casting: Joe Taslim as Sub-Zero.

 
 
 
 

In honor of Banjo-Kazooie's Smash inclusion, I've been doing a series run and I think I've set new personal bests. 9 hours for Kazooie and 14 for Tooie (I'm not speed running, BTW.)

 
 
 

Been playing Dragon's Dogma so much, I'm actually starting to hear "Take care not to get soaked in water!" when I step into rain.

 
 
 

I realized I haven't been posting much lately probably due to worrying feelings of depression bubbling under the surface. I want to say I might feel a little better on my B-day (19th), but I doubt it. Everything feels so aimless at the moment.

 
 
 

Some fucking arsehole just attacked Bret Hart on stage at today's WWE Hall of Fame Ceremony. Thankfully he's okay and the dickhead got messed up by the others in the ring (Dash Wilder clocked him right in the face.)

 
 
 

I didn't inherit much of my mum's book-reading traits, but by god this year I'm gonna do it: I WILL start and finish the near-1000 page complete Robert E. Howard Conan stories.

 
 
 

A quick warning for those anticipating Mortal Kombat 11: there's been a massive roster leak and stuff. I gotta tread lightly 'till April.

 
 
 

After seeing my specialist about the usual heart stuff, I finally got around to letting her know about my serious eyesight issues. After a long discussion, there is apparently a possibility of having something wrong with my brain (more in comments.)

 
 
 

Was initially cranky at being woken up from a peaceful (very early) morning sleep to take out the bin, only to have my mood suddenly turned around at the announcement of Kano's return in MK 11. Life's funny like that.

 
 
 

Unboxing and re-sorting all my old games today lead to some flat-out forgotten discoveries. I own Dante's Inferno on PSP? A dutch version of MediEvil? My copy of Yoshi's Island 2 on DS has shitty makeshift boxart? I'm scared I might find Superman 64.

 
 
 

Today I decided to check out the Royal Rumble after not watching a PPV since Wrestlemania last year. I cannot believe how utterly atrocious the product has gotten. Guess I'll try again next year.

 
 
 

Well, how 'bout that: Titans turned out great. Amazing last episode, too.

 
 
 

Only 3 days into 2019 and already we've lost a great: RIP "Mean" Gene Okerlund.

 
 
 

Rather than spending an extravagant amount on ourselves this Christmas, the family and I decided to spend it all on gifts for the local RSPCA. I hope the kitties and doggies have a happy Xmas :)

 
 
 

Been revisiting some of my old Xbox One games, and I'd forgotten how surprised I was enjoying Ryse: Son of Rome. It wasn't the best, but now I feel it's quite under-appreciated.

 
 
 

I think I regret getting Diablo III on black Friday. It's just too...addicting...Must focus on Xmas...

 
 
 

*Spends 30 minutes chucking Ultra Balls at Moltres to no avail* *Hurls regular Pok├Ęball in fustration* *Catches Moltres* I really have a love/hate thing going for this game.

 
 
 
 

Spending the weekend painstakingly packing up a 60 inch 4KTV to send back due to some vertical dead pixels. What fun.

 
 
 

R.I.P Mario. https://gonintendo.com/stories/321766-mario-s-namesake-mario-segale-passes-away-at-the-age-of-84

 
 




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