I know I'll probably be lambasted for this, buttfuck if I care. The 6'8" pure power machine is back after a month and a half of nothing. He's at the top of the waterslide vaselined to the nines and is ready to slide. Power, speed, momentum. The Doc.

Feeling this today. Stay strong D Toid, you're all good people in my book. (Minus Torch, although now I know he's pretty damn fine looking).

I'm 50 hours into Xenoblade, about level 60 and the ONLY gripe I have is how I STILL have to keep casting "enchant" to make my other party members damage mechon. Besides that, this may surpass Tales of Symphonia as greatest JRPG of all time.

Nobody told me Kaleida had a new song. It's.... It's so good...

So, as the self titled definitive "Xbox bro" here, if someone told me last year the only thing I'd care about is DQ11 being on Xbox I would've just laughed. Here we are though. What have you all done to me.

Bruhhh my province is straight up telling people to use glory holes to not spread covid. Get 'em B.C.

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I miss shit posting and the discussions it lead to with all of y'all. Just thought I'd say it. I think about (and if I'm lucky creep) Destructoid every day.

Round 2. Got 'em again.

This is why my friends don't talk to me anymore.

I'm hardly an hour into Observation and I kinda hate it. The story is really intriguing but I've already had to guide half the "puzzles" and floating around looking for things with no context is zero fun. Quite frustrated ATM.

#TotallyTubularTracksThursday the second drop of this song hits harder than B.C. bud.

Holy FUCK yes. Let's gooooo people space pirates squad up!

New hairdo and I have to flex somewhere since I deleted all my social media. #Masktoid

Today would've been my father in law's birthday. #FuckCancer. But, I also got a raise for the next 2 months cause one of my co-workers couldn't take it and left on stress leave. So, thanks for the gift, Dad. Now to make you proud.

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I'm level 26 someone send help I can't stop.

I'm starting to realize when I first started shilling G Fuel I should've given my reference link. Probably missed out in about 300$ worth of referrals from all of you. Oh well, my bad. Glad everyone's enjoying it. Stay safe, stay Siege.

UwU what's this?

Realized my last post was my 420th post. So I'm retconing that and stating this is my 420th post. Ooo yeah, Xx%20

#depressingbutbeautifultoid I'm going full white girl on this one. Can't wait for the new movie either. Probably the best bond song in my opinion, though live and let die is a close second.

So how long do you reckon before Ubisoft goes fuck the feds with Siege and starts incorporating their other IPs? Sam Fischer? Sure. Buff dude from Ghost Recon? Do it. Fuck it, throw in a Rabbid as an attack operator.

Yo JetterMars where you been at bro? The sun's still shining so you didn't punch it into oblivion.... #Flextoid in hopes of summoning you.

Happy birthday Torch, you're a real good guy.

I prefer my shit physical too.