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I'm very drunk, but I love this cat so fucking much.


 
 
 
 
 

When you're fooling around with your girl, and her middle finger comes wiggling around to your butt canal:


 
 
 

Definitely down for the weird rabbit thing that looks like it has a band-aid over its nose.

 
 
 
 

Looking through that Texas Chainsaw Massacre thread, and everyone's talking up Part 2 (the best one), but no love for Next Generation? What's wrong with ya'll?


 
 
 
 
 

After trying to watch Showdown in Little Tokyo over the weekend and not being able to stream it on Hoopla or any other service, I'm officially being haunted by the movie. I ain't Jesus, so I've got to see it.


 
 
 

Almost put deodorant on my toothbrush this morning.

 
 
 

How would ya'll fine deviants go about pronouncing this?


 
 
 
 
 

That's Part Time UFO 100%. Can't remember the last time I did that. What a wonderful game.


 
 
 

Drinking Tuaca and watching Supervixens. If I'm passed out before the new year officially arrives, have a good one, folks!


 
 
 

Just watched Freaked, and it's the most 90's thing I've seen since--well the 90's. But it's a really great time.


 
 
 

Part Time UFO is the first new game I've felt giddy about in years. It's like something I would have spent an afternoon straight playing on the GBA in another life. A true joy.


 
 
 
 

"You got the Pillsbury Doughboy for Christmas? Did he have the kung fu grip?" Watching home shopping shows on Christmas Day is a sort of mind numbing joy.

 
 
 

You can rent Mandy off Google Play for 99 cents right now. So, yeah.


 
 
 
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Here's some VOD junkfood for your Halloween movie marathon

With Halloween landing on a Wednesday this week, you might have found yourself in a dilemma: You spent the entire Halloweekend gorging yourself on spooks and scares, and now with the actual day fast approaching you have nothing left to watc...

 
 
 

And that's it! I survived without passing out. Now to go home and sleep until midnight.


 
 
 

XTRO is the best. 10/10. Editor's choice. See it. See it now. Never stop watching it. - - Now for the final movie of the Twelve Hours of Terror, Slumber Party Massacre! It's not bad, so that's fine, but go find a way to see XTRO as soon as possible.


 
 


About Kyle Yadloskyone of us since 1:58 PM on 02.06.2018

Formerly community member Vadicta, Kyle Yadlosky is a man capable of recounting every scene from Tommy Boy in detail and perfect order to the morbid surprise of anyone within earshot. This talent is the sign of some childhood trauma, no doubt. He's a lover of splatter, exploitation, and esoteric art films. He's been writing for years for websites such as Dorkly.com and across a number of literary journals. He thinks samurais are great and ninjas are shit and will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.
 
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