Footjobs: a very specific fetish or the cheapest, most effective way to get your heels and arches done? Discuss. Or don't; just know that one is definitely cheaper. And the bottom of my feet glisten like the placid, dignified waters of Lake Erie.
No context? No context fucking needed, home slice:
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Here's a joke: why did I masturbate into your cereal?
People are way too bummed out.
Let's make some jokes. I promise, it'll be fun.
They're just jokes, people. Cut loose. Fart in my butt.
Make sweet, tender love to me.
Go fucking nuts.
Come inside of me. This was the greatest and worst poem e
Fuck you, Blitzball. I love you, but this relationship is toxic, let me out.
#TerribleTake I played the Dynasty Warriors 9 Demo for over 16 hours. I did not at any point think that I should stop; I did not want to stop. The demo's missing features. Still over 16 hours. I accept my exile with what little dignity I have left.