While we're on the subject of roguelikes, I have to take this moment to give a plug for Tangledeep. It's a truly wonderful game, and its release on Switch breathed new life into it for many, myself included. #roguelikeToid #Hashtag #YourMotherIsATrollop
TIL what the Sonic fandom have been up to (shame on you all), and, seeing as it is technically #ArbitraryMetal/HardcoreTuesday, here's some Enslaved to capture my current emotional state:
I don't know shit about Twitch. But if someone — and it could be anyone — just kept a camera trained on their muffin top while they silently played Mario 64? I'd not only watch it, I'd tattoo it into my mind to later feast upon like ambrosia.
Today, I took one of those Facebook personality quiz thingys. I don't have a Facebook myself, but I'm glad that Facebook acknowledges my grandma is a psychopath.
Footjobs: a very specific fetish or the cheapest, most effective way to get your heels and arches done? Discuss. Or don't; just know that one is definitely cheaper. And the bottom of my feet glisten like the placid, dignified waters of Lake Erie.
No context? No context fucking needed, home slice:
Current Status (NSFW):
Here's a joke: why did I masturbate into your cereal?