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Hot Rod Clinton
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Putin announces new nuclear weapons and then Disney pushes up the release date of Infinity War, all in one day. I am grateful for this increased chance of seeing the film before the universe melts around me.


I would not have rushed in to face the Florida shooter. I would have sent in a cyborg to kill him.


Wes gave my husband a blowjob in the oval office


When will this administration acknowledge that the strain of influenza plaguing the United States was created by the Umbrella Corporation?


Some days you smash the patriarchy, some days the patriarchy smashes his secretary.


My husband said he wanted to go to the mall today. I was suspicious, because he hates shopping. As soon as we arrived, I understood why.


If I had been elected president, we'd be getting a new sequel to MegaMan X.


As President, I will ensure that our Military has the resources necessary to build a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.


About Hot Rod Clintonone of us since 8:17 AM on 11.30.2017