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Life is good. Lady butts are awesome.

 
 
 

I tried the Contra demo. I really wanted to hate it but well, it seems quite decent. These are dark and confusing times.

 
 
 

GAME. OF. The. YEAR



 
 
 

R-Type Final 2 is at TGS, only footage I can find is some over the shoulder gameplay :(

 
 
 

Monster Hunter - Blasphemous - Link's Awakening - Catherine - Death Stranding - Astral Chain. In that order. I have a plan. I hope I haven't forgot anything...

 
 
 

So the guy from Night in the Woods is dead. I mean, I'm not saying he was innocent, but man, maybe like internet outings isn't the way you know?

 
 
 

So the old Lion King and Alladin games are coming back. https://www.google.com/amp/s/comicbook.com/gaming/amp/2019/08/27/the-lion-king-aladdin-remaster-games-gamestop/

 
 
 

Far too many games coming out man

 
 
 

So, has Capcom decided what Poison (Final Fight/Street Fighter) is yet? Personally I kind of hope they don't. Think it gets more people talking about such things.

 
 
 

So just as the whole moving lark is over, there's definitely a mouse/mice in one of my walls...

 
 
 

Wes man, we did it. Massive thanks and super big thanks for all the other awesome cool extras you threw in. To make things better, it uses USB - so works out of the box.


 
 
 

My body seems to have developed a sudden dislike of diary products... Man, getting old sucks.

 
 
 

Even though we are all (obviously) super cool, tough and could (possibly) bite a jawbreaker in half and not even have our eyes water... What film made you cry the most?

 
 
 

Lamps, lamps are expensive man. Don't buy lamps from America. Massive thanks to Wes (please check your PayPal). They also sell a T-shirt they won't shop to the UK...

 
 
 

Say what you want about Pokemon Go, but after heaving a mattress around your flat meeting a couple of folk and doing a few 5 star raids with just 3 people, having a pint and doing some trades is pretty sweet.

 
 
 

Shit. It's weird, like "This is England '88" was good, but it never got me. But man, now, now it's far too relatable...

 
 
 

Damn, Tigrex packs a punch. Like, yeah, I killed it but after all these years of MH was expecting to slaughter it but 1v1, man, tough hunt.

 
 
 

Yeah, I couldn't say no to this...


 
 
 

Whoa, my blog is up. Thought I'd messed up and accidentally sent it to the void, but nope - it's there. It's long and probably uninteresting... enjoy!

 
 
 
 
 

I brought Okami for the Switch... Why must I keep buying Okami... (Also, damn that's some ass internal storage...)

 
 
 

Well, I officially get the keys for my own place on the 25th.It has been a long road with some of the lowest lows I have ever known in my life. This might get a wee dark, so rest in comments...


 
 
 

So Toki just went and stealth released on ye olde PSN. Good marketing there lads...

 
 
 

Finished Gato Roboto... that ending huh?

 
 
 

Really tempted to buy Okami on the Switch while it's on sale regardless of owning it on everything else already...

 
 




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