I have literally spent an hour online arguing about 'halal pork' - I hate people.

Sliced bread is terrible. The saying makes no sense.

Well, a few months back I started a 'quick' blog to get me back into it. It's now over 4000 words and isn't finished yet... Hmmm...

Good News: R-Type Final 2 is real and not a April Fools joke. Bad News: It's going to be crowd-funded, starting in May.

The world needs a Tokyo Jungle 2

It wasn't even the games that let Sony's State of Play down, it was the utter emotionless robotic-ness of it all. And the games.

Cuphead coming to the Switch, Blaster Master Zero 2, Stranger Things 3 (the series, game looks... meh...), Bill and Ted 3 and a new Tarantino film - that's a lot of stuff for one day!

Just what the hell am I reading?!

I find it really weird how Castlevania is making a comeback and yet there's no new game on the horizon...

Official Sonic movie trailer has gone live, link in comments. [bumped now comments are working]

What happened to Ubiart? Like, why isn't Ubisoft using it anymore?

Weird, Puyo Puyo Tetris just got a stealth digital release on the PS4 :/

These are obviously the correct answers.

Wait, did Crackdown 3 get stealth released or something?

Right, I haven't played Fire Emblem since the 2nd GBA title. Was all this student training stuff in the 3DS ones? I kind of assumed the Switch one was a straight port.

Link's Awakening. Never thought I'd see the day.

house4lyfe I'm sorry for blocking you many months ago while I was reporting spam-bots. If I figure out how to unblock you I will.

Getting worried I'm thinking about checking out far too often.

House situation is still ass. (Honestly I'm too much of a penis to ask for help, but if help was to happen, that would be pretty nice). Uncle has had a heart attack (he's OK) and nephew is drifting in and out of consciousness in hospital. Yay 2019...

Beer farts are the worse.

Just when I thought there was no chance of me buying Destiny 3... God damn it...

I'm assuming with shops pretty much trying to give Starlink away, it didn't sell very well...

Metroid Prime is over 16 years old, my God I feel ancient...

Thinking back to the moment I popped the DMC2 disc out of its case all those years ago - why was it so bad? Like did different people make it? What happened?

Bowsette is dead