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If you're going to drink Malibu, just shoot it. Don't waste your time mixing it. Might as well be drinking Kool-aid.


White gurls tho. WHOZ WIT ME!?


If I were a midget, my lifelong goal would be to 69 with a partner who's 7ft tall


Why do cats have such awful looking buttholes?


So let me ask you this. If your penis was made of gold, would you sell it?


Curse my indulgent life style.


If you were a turtle... would you strive to make beautiful turtle love to your boo?


You can pick your friends, and you can pick your waifu. But you can't pick your friends waifu.


Pre ordered a couple Switch Lite's for the Mrs. and myself. Anyone else thinking about getting one? How about the revised model coming mid August?


I love chicken strips.


So Malika and I lost Simba this evening...and we are hurting a lot Dtoid. It's been a long time since I've felt pain like this...please keep us in your thoughts.


It's hotter than satan's...horns, outside.


Chocolate covered buttcheeks.


HA HA...dangly parts.


Who's ready for a FREE handjob??


With all the shout-out's in the community blogs, I sure hope this Bob fellow is having a good day.


I, have a penis!


I had forgotten how much sheer bliss there is in beating pedestrians with dildo bats....in Saints Row.


Days Gone is okay. It isn’t great, but it isn’t shit either.


Having sex while drunk is ludicrously difficult.


Cuphead is freaking wonderful.


Seriously. Sekiro makes my balls hurt.


Got mad mud butt from Red Robin today.


Got a hold of Marseille, and they are letting me do a tech review on the mCable! Really looking forward to trying that out with the GameCube.


I have a butt.


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Oninaki"Spirit guide"


Vicious Circle"Circle of Life"


Telling Lies"'Truth'"


Age of Wonders: Planetfall"Aiming for the moon, landing among the stars"


Witcheye"I spy with my little eye"


RAD"For once, truth in advertising"


Dicey Dungeons"Can Terry Cavanagh do no wrong?"


Ion Fury"Bombshell's redemption"


The Blackout Club"An endearing mess"


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Dangus Taargus

@Tricerapops Just 100% completed Astro Boy: Omega Factor! I couldnt put it down and while I thought playing it twice would be some terrible slog, it turns out the real game starts after the first What a joy! The framerate was the only bad part!


Apparently my registration is I have to wait until tomorrow morning to call the DMV and see word the I still need to get to work On the plus side, when I got pulled over, I only got a

Chris Hovermale

Its weird contrasting how excited I was for KH3 in January versus how I feel about Disney as a whole Like I just cant look at the game I hyped up the most this year the same way after noticing how greedy/monopolizing Disneys business has


Whats a game everyone else likes that you dont?


Really dread getting a haircut, makes me wish I could just look in a mirror and go through the hair options like Fallout 4


I wish Warhammer 40K Inquisitor Martyr on console would catch up to I really wanna play that I enjoyed the base game, but the changes for sound so I thought it would have happened by now on PS4, but


They needed a developer AND a publisher for this?


Anyone watch Counterpart? Im up to ep 7 of season 1 and its Its like Fringe meets The Cold war between alternate dimensions with JK I definitely recommend!



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