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Ladies and gents, I will be taking an extended absence from here. The next couple weeks will be devoted to packing and a house move. Crazy busy. I may stop in at times to quickly and silently fap, but have a good couple weeks folks. You will be missed


 
 
 

I have nightmares about toilet snakes

 
 
 

Let the farting commence. I regret nothing


 
 
 

It warms my loins to see Band of Bloggers take off so well. Special thanks to LaTerry for getting this ole thing started again

 
 
 

Science and puns have gone too far


 
 
 
 

If you have been wronged or emotionally scarred due to Wes Tacos and his "one fap ball slap" you may be entitled to additional faps! Contact Real Dere for help against Wes Tacos and his misuse of faps


 
 
 

I hurt my back getting out of the car and got a cramp in my leg standing up from my desk. They will write ballads about my struggle

 
 
 

Monday morning is having to stop at a gas station bathroom on my way to work due to a Hershey squirts problem

 
 
 

#communityshoutout to Seymour. Bro I love your qposts on here and I've always appreciated your blogs. You're a straight shooter with good stuff to say. I always miss ya when you're taking breaks from our group. You stay you man

 
 
 

Hyphens are an underrated punctuation mark. The semi colon is totally overrated. If I'm going to colon, give me the full on colon

 
 
 

Just wanted to say thank you to this wonderful and awesome community for such a positive response to my blog. I love I can talk about anything and you all don't judge me for my nerdiness. Thank you!


 
 
 

This seems a little excessive for April 2nd


 
 
 

Wes got me pregnant... April Fool's. I actually got him pregnant

 
 
 

Real Dere posted a real blog. Check it out or don't. If you do give some love to the other bloggers over there. They work hard and we should show our appreciation. My final shill I promise. Also check out LaTerry's blog. It's the good stuff

 
 
 

Seriously, Why Video Games?

I'm getting old.  There's no other way to look at it.  It's happening and I can't stop it.  There's some bad stuff involved with getting old.  There are aches and pains I never used to have.  My body makes nois...

 
 
 
 

Word of advice, when you're in church and someone says knock on wood, if you take off your pants and start knocking on your erection they frown upon that

 
 
 

My real life Dark Souls moment is trying to remember to zip my fly


 
 
 

Love the kingdom building in No No Kuni 2

 
 
 

Ever heard of stress eating? I'm stress pooping. Between work and working to close on a house, the abdominal strain is real


 
 
 

While watching tv my hand instinctively works it's way into my pants. It's how our forefathers intended it

 
 
 

Ni No Kuni 2 is great fun. It is cute and looks great. About 3 hours in so far and loving it. The combat is quick and fun. It does seem easy, but hey, an easier game every once in awhile is nice

 
 
 

Ni No Kuni 2. I think I love you

 
 
 

So I still have gift card money. I think I want to get either Ni No Kuni 2 or Ys: Lacrimosa of Dana. I don't know how to choose!!

 
 
 

#confessiontoid on a date once I clogged a girl's toilet and it started overflowing. I didn't tell her and hurried out of her place saying I was sick. She texted me later and said she had crappy water to clean all night. I texted back she had a wrong #

 
 


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