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#selfietoid. Sure why not? Mirror mirror near the crapper, who's the whitest one of the fappers


 
 
 

Yo real talk folks. I've been reading this book about anti gravity, it's so good. I literally can't put it down

 
 
 

Been watching a documentary on beavers. I have to say, it's the best dam documentary I've ever watched

 
 
 

It's hot outside according to my car. In fact I don't think it can get any hotter...oh yeah


 
 
 

It's time for an office intervention. An intervention where I explain if this continues, I will pray to the toilet Gods and call forth hemorrhoids to afflict the bum of those responsible!


 
 
 

Hard hitting question peeps. Do you eat Mac and cheese with a fork or spoon?

 
 
 

I'm freeeeeeeee, free ballin'! Yeah I'm freeeeeeeee, free ballin'!

 
 
 

Did you guys ever notice that the weekend always falls at the end of the week...mind blown!


 
 
 

We all need, somebody to pee on. Pee on me, when you're not strong

 
 
 

Single faps everywhere, I sense Wes's crotch is around here somewhere. It's my sixth sense

 
 
 
 

We built this city....we built this city....we built this city on sausage rolls

 
 
 

Who gets sick in the summer? This guy. Seriously, being miserably sick in the 90 degree heat is awful


 
 
 

Hey...do you guys remember that one time, that thing happened? Man that was funny

 
 
 
 

In a world where crime bosses wife's are vain and don't want to lose their figure, Lara Croft is being pursued by two separate crime syndicates in hopes of kidnapping her to become the surrogate mother for their hot wives. Lara Croft Womb Trader

 
 
 

It's hot, I'm lazy, so I'm posting a lot today. Do you guys think an N64 classic will be released this year? 2019? Later? Not at all?

 
 
 

I'm torn between trying to get an NES classic or continuing with my baseline indifference

 
 
 

Holy cow this last week. So hot. It's been hotter than Charleton Heston's loins in the Luxembourgian Backstreet Boy butt plug museum


 
 
 

Yo real talk peeps. My problem with sex on a pool table would be I'd constantly feel like I'm getting felt up

 
 
 

What's a fairly recent game that most everyone thinks is bad, but you can't help but enjoy? Mine is Mafia 3. For some reason I just thoroughly enjoy that game

 
 
 

Want to hear something sexy? It's 95 degrees with high humidity here. I could currently wring out my underwear and fill my mopping bucket

 
 
 
 

Hi. Thanks for keeping the toilet seat warm

 
 


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