We now have pumpkin spiced air fresheners in our bathrooms, to make our poops nice and seasonal. Now every time I see someone with a pumpkin spiced latte or whatever, I'll think of the last dump I took at work. It's how God intended
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So no one is excited for Red Dead Redemption 2 on Friday right?
How much would you pay for a lap dance from me or my sperm or both? I've got games that need bought and no more old games to trade in. I promise I have moves that have never seen the light of day
PSN seems to be down again. This is what happens when you hold your network together with double mint gum instead of Bubblicious
2 truths one lie. 1. I say I hate Justin Bieber but I've been to 2 concerts on purpose 2. I was sent to the school counselor for saying I want to artificially inseminate cows when I grow up 3. I sprinkled Beggin' Strips on someone's pizza answers inside
This will kill me, but wow is it worth it
Long weekend with the wife. You cats stay crazy and sexy
Our shower is broken so it's a bath tonight. Kind of soothing for a change. Also, you bet your booty I added bubbles! I'm a man and I'll add bubbles if and when I want!
Mondays suck more than The Actual Charlton Heston at an underwear model orgy where their manhoods are covered in hot sauce
Happy birthday Mike! You are one of the biggest reasons this site is the best around. I came for the games and I stayed (and came) for the Mike
FYI you catch more Actual Charlton Heston's with hot sauce than you do with honey
This is going to come as a shock to some folks here, but Soulbow is actually a pretty good guy
Relationship pro tip #2: when your significant other asks "do you think that girl over there is pretty?" don't answer with the obvious no. They'll know you checked them out. Answer that question with a "What girl?"
Relationship pro tip: before getting married or moving in with someone, buy yourself some brand new underwear. Nothing derails a relationship faster than the disappointment your significant other will have seeing your skid marks
Pro tip: when looking at video games and whether or not to buy, I look and see if the game has a toilet anywhere, if it does, does the toilet work/flush? If it doesn't, I can't immerse myself in that world and it's a no buy
Hollow Knight just got spoopy
Just got to the City of Tears in Hollow Knight. This game is officially beautiful and amazing
Accurate depiction of me last night when I realized I had to return to work after vacation
Hooooowwwwllll
With vacation ending, time to see what the hype is about. Edit: I love this game
It's vacation time folks, see you in a week
That feeling when your boss just keeps wanting to talk to you and you just really need to scratch your balls
Vacation starts at the end of the work day! Can't wait for a week off and a week away