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Calling for 6-10 inches tomorrow *Insert penis joke, high fives all around*


 
 
 

Man my balls can be so temperamental. Especially the left one. Some might even call it a little teste

 
 
 

Yo Soulbow, The Actual Charlton Heston, and PatBateman17. I think it's time to get our acrobatic routine with serious sexual undertones up and running. Sex sells and the people needs this!


 
 
 

While I appreciate your handiwork whoever you are, please flush your turd next time when you are finished. I'm not a huge fan of someone else's turd staring at me when I enter the stall

 
 
 

I love Flanx. Hope he has a happy birthday. I also wish I had his buff arms

 
 
 

We now return you to your regularly scheduled shit posting


 
 
 

Soulbow got a Siege blog front paged. We'll never hear the end of this. This is the darkest timeline

 
 
 

Get out and vote peeps. Voting is so important to make your voice be heard and try and get this country on the best track possible. I love this country! We need to show it that we care! Voting can make a difference!

 
 
 

I love Thanksgiving! Absolutely love it. I get to see family from all over the country. I also love food! Just remember folks, your Thanksgiving training starts today. It isn't just a one day event peeps

 
 
 

I can't wait to break out my slutty witch costume tonight. I only do it as a show of respect for our Halloween founders

 
 
 

I named my horse Poop in Red Dead. It's a term of endearment

 
 
 

Boss is on vacation for 2 weeks. I'm in charge, which is a scary thought for those involved. Hour long poop breaks for everyone


 
 
 

It's going to be a good day. Just got to rock out to the Pinnacle of music on my way to work. Don't act like this song isn't absolute hotness


 
 
 

Working and then going to the gym instead of playing Red Dead Redemption 2. Being an adult stinks


 
 
 

Red Dead Redemption 2 is the first game I'm imposing a no fast travel restriction on myself. I just freaking love it so much

 
 
 

Red dead redemption 2 continues to get better and better. I'm hooked

 
 
 

Currently unsuccessfully hunting deer in Red Dead 2. It's a Pennsylvania simulator at this time.

 
 
 

It's like my boss knew I was going to take today off. He called off work before I could, so now I have to go work instead of playing Red Dead. Well played

 
 
 

Halloween lunch today. Minimal effort costume, first place medal, loaf of bread. I'm the bread winner in my family


 
 
 

PSA: im sure most of you don't remember, Red Dead Redemption 2 comes out tomorrow. You're welcome

 
 
 

My brother tried to throw away his copy of Siege today. Even the garbage man said he wouldn't take that trash

 
 
 

Halloween is the spooky/scary time of year. You know what my biggest fear is? Toilet snakes

 
 
 

We now have pumpkin spiced air fresheners in our bathrooms, to make our poops nice and seasonal. Now every time I see someone with a pumpkin spiced latte or whatever, I'll think of the last dump I took at work. It's how God intended


 
 
 

So no one is excited for Red Dead Redemption 2 on Friday right?

 
 
 


About Derewolfone of us since 9:17 AM on 12.14.2016

 
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