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I'm freeeeeeeee, free ballin'! Yeah I'm freeeeeeeee, free ballin'!

 
 
 

Did you guys ever notice that the weekend always falls at the end of the week...mind blown!


 
 
 

We all need, somebody to pee on. Pee on me, when you're not strong

 
 
 

Single faps everywhere, I sense Wes's crotch is around here somewhere. It's my sixth sense

 
 
 
 

We built this city....we built this city....we built this city on sausage rolls

 
 
 

Who gets sick in the summer? This guy. Seriously, being miserably sick in the 90 degree heat is awful


 
 
 

Hey...do you guys remember that one time, that thing happened? Man that was funny

 
 
 
 

In a world where crime bosses wife's are vain and don't want to lose their figure, Lara Croft is being pursued by two separate crime syndicates in hopes of kidnapping her to become the surrogate mother for their hot wives. Lara Croft Womb Trader

 
 
 

It's hot, I'm lazy, so I'm posting a lot today. Do you guys think an N64 classic will be released this year? 2019? Later? Not at all?

 
 
 

I'm torn between trying to get an NES classic or continuing with my baseline indifference

 
 
 

Holy cow this last week. So hot. It's been hotter than Charleton Heston's loins in the Luxembourgian Backstreet Boy butt plug museum


 
 
 

Yo real talk peeps. My problem with sex on a pool table would be I'd constantly feel like I'm getting felt up

 
 
 

What's a fairly recent game that most everyone thinks is bad, but you can't help but enjoy? Mine is Mafia 3. For some reason I just thoroughly enjoy that game

 
 
 

Want to hear something sexy? It's 95 degrees with high humidity here. I could currently wring out my underwear and fill my mopping bucket

 
 
 
 

Hi. Thanks for keeping the toilet seat warm

 
 
 

Have to take some time away from dtoid for a bit. Work, home, and some medical stuff with the wife. Stay classy peeps

 
 
 

Wes gave me 2 faps yesterday instead of his normal 1. I can only assume one was an accidental fapulation


 
 
 

Was having a bad day until I just dropped the deuce of all deuces, now everything is right in the world. Moral of the story, when life gives you crap, take a crap

 
 
 
 

You know what's crazy? My wife has put up with my crap (pun intended) and my video game love for almost 5 years of marriage. She really is a saint

 
 
 

Ever get a butt cramp? I got one while driving to work this morning. Probably looked quite comical to those who drove by me, but it was a real pain in the ass

 
 
 

Underwear vs. TV dinners...discuss

 
 


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