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Was having a bad day until I just dropped the deuce of all deuces, now everything is right in the world. Moral of the story, when life gives you crap, take a crap

 
 
 
 

You know what's crazy? My wife has put up with my crap (pun intended) and my video game love for almost 5 years of marriage. She really is a saint

 
 
 

Ever get a butt cramp? I got one while driving to work this morning. Probably looked quite comical to those who drove by me, but it was a real pain in the ass

 
 
 

Underwear vs. TV dinners...discuss

 
 
 

I'll still be hopeful to hear about an N64 mini in the upcoming months

 
 
 

If an N64 mini is amazingly announced today by Nintendo, they win for me hands down. Also I would need new underpants

 
 
 
 

I liked a lot of the stuff Sony showed, but overall was very meh on their conference. Also how high was the guy that thought up the change rooms thing?

 
 
 

I had a dream last night I was with Wes. He was wearing a shirt with a taco and red lines through it. He was eating a sub. I said "Why aren't you eating a taco". He said "I actually hate tacos!" And laughed maniacally. He then morphed into Steven Tyler


 
 
 

What are your surprise predictions for E3? My surprise prediction is that Sony and Microsoft will get on stage together and start making out and then touching each other's butts. Meanwhile Nintendo will be off to the side pawing themselves vigorously

 
 
 

I apologize as I'm usually a gentle yet thorough fapper. Recently though I've been a forgetful fapper. I'll try to be better, but know I'm always fapping your posts in my mind


 
 
 

In honor of the loot boxes/microtransactions to be unveiled at E3, I just dropped a deuce

 
 
 

In honor of E3 coming up, I just took a leak

 
 
 

Anyone play Elder Scrolls Online on the PS4? I'm addicted again. Any advice for me? Do you have the expansions?

 
 
 

A well known fact, Torch can't sleep without his minion stuffed friend


 
 
 

Ok, I seriously love video games. I have tons of great games to play, a huge backlog, but I just can't finish a video games. I get like halfway through or so and just quit and start another game. Argh!!!

 
 
 

That PatBateman17 guy is a fun dude. I like seeing him round these parts!

 
 
 

#Truestorytoid. Senior year of college for a one month anniversary I wrote a power ballad for my then girlfriend. I rhymed love muffin with straight huffin' and played it on a keyboard. She broke up with me the next day and started dating my roommate.

 
 
 

Holy...wow...ZombZ is back! I should've spruced up my dongish area

 
 
 

I would've preferred Fallout: 69, but hey life is full of disappointment


 
 
 
 

I've gotten back into Elder Scrolls Online. What have I done?

 
 
 

Just get through the rest of today and have a 4 day weekend...ahhhhh. Just imagine all the poos I can take...just imagine it people!

 
 
 

I'm assuming Detroit: Become Human will have the mandated awkward sex scene because David Cage. Call me crazy, but I get enough awkward sex scenes in my real life...and that's just counting the one with myself

 
 


About Dereone of us since 9:17 AM on 12.14.2016

 
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