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When life gives you lemons, take a nice healthy dump


So who's playing Siege later tonight with me?


Just saw the Star Wars teaser. I mean it's fun and all but where the hell is Captain Picard???


Current mood: Maybe I don't totally suck at Siege


Replaying Dark Souls with the remastered version . This is a top 3 game of all time for me. It just makes me smile when I play it, even though it can be tough


Soft shell tacos > hard shell tacos


I took my half hour work poop a half hour early and made it a 45 minute poop instead. I'm a rebel




Did you guys know AdmiralAckbong once stopped an out of control train with just the power of his dong? Happy birthday to my boo and an awesome guy!


So it's been awhile, but who's up for some of that there Siege today?


Just got my car back from inspection. Looking good for the most part, but they did say my muffler was exhausted


Limo is my favorite streamer ever


Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart. There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the fart


The dreaded phantom poop...I swear I just pooped, but alas, nothing was there to admire


I had poop thrown at me and got farted on. Sekiro game of the year for sure. All seriousness, loving the game so much


This is what happens when Soulbow goes through a G Fuel infused wanking session. The G Fuel filled essense becomes self aware ..and louder


I need more Sekiro!!!


Sekiro is a freaking masterpiece


Day dreaming about playing Sekiro. First game that's done that to me in awhile. God I love it


Sekiro has given me even more chest hair and a couple more pubes. Wow what an exhilarating boss battle!


Take that you crazy drunk, fat Ninja dude


Holy cow, I love Sekiro


Good lord Sony...I should've just been wanking it instead. I should've known to go with my gut instinct


Anyone up for some siege today? Could use a break from Sekiro


Even though Sekiro is different than Souls/Bloodborne, it has put me back in the mood. I just may have to go back and play through DS 1-3 and Bloodborne again after this


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