You obviously love gaming just by virtue of the fact that you’re here. Wouldn’t it be cool to make gaming more than a lifestyle, though, and actually make it your life? You can do it, I believe in you, and to show you just how m...
There are plenty of totally legit excuses to not learn to code. Like “there will be other people in the class and I don't care for them,” and “But how will I buy cheeseburgers?” Well, no more excuses: I’ve got ...
Look, we’re all just pretending to be functional human beings who have our sh*t together. I’m a fan of anything that’ll help — like the Rolo travel bag, which I’ve got in the Destructoid Store for $42.99...
What does meat have to do with videogames, you say? Oh, c'mon. Surely you've whipped a cinder block or two in your childhood that somehow produced an energy-filling pork chop. If heroes of old haven't protein-reinforced your walls and ...
If you've never caught your headphone wires and yanked them out of your ears while running or went into a psychotic rage while trying to untangle them, then you likely have already reached Nirvana. Congratulations. For the rest of us spirit...
You’re the kind of person who drops irreplaceable heirloom china every family get together, and your longest tenured pet was a goldfish, right? You probably think you shouldn’t go anywhere near drones, and for the most part, you...
2004 was a good year. MySpace was just a year old (miss you, Tom), you watched Anchorman seven times in theaters, and you didn’t have to Google what the hell “on fleek” meant. (“Google” was like barely a verb!)...
If I could only bring one thing to a desert island, it would be a water desalinization plant, my Dunkin’ Donuts, a flint, someone to talk at, and the waterproof, shockproof HomeSpot Bluetooth speaker. Yeah, that’s more than on...
Whether or not you think it was a dick move for Apple to ditch the traditional headphone jack you’ve been using literally your entire life on every listening device you’ve ever owned, this isn’t the time for a walk down me...
Most virtual reality headsets don’t come cheap (and here’s Matt coming in with the understatement of the century!). But they’re intriguing enough to make us consider skipping dinner for a month just to afford them. So le...
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All relationships take work, but some aren’t worth it. Take your cable company for instance. I’ve been there—spending hours exchanging whispers of “hidden fees” and “why the @$&#*! is HBO not in my ...
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