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Happy Father’s Day, mother fuckers.

 
 
 

Happy birthday, Niero and Dtoid. You literally made me the half man I am today.

 
 
 
 
 

In Sea of Thieves, I’m the kind of pirate who spots your ship, anchors far off coast so you don’t notice me, swims for 10 minutes to sneak up on you (fighting sharks along the way), then boards you just to play the surprise hurdy-gurdy.

 
 
 

Happy Father’s Day to all the mother fuckers out there.

 
 
 

Happy birthday, Dtoid. I love you.

 
 
 

RIP Visceral. Fuck.

 
 
 

Got my first Doomfist POTG. It was... not pretty. https://gfycat.com/PhysicalFirsthandLemur

 
 
 

Congrats to Niero and Dtoid on the exciting news today! If Niero and Hamza hadn't taken a chance on me 6 years ago (!) and made me Community Manager, I wouldn't be half the manboy I am today. I wish you all nothing but continued success!!


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I'm kind of in love with Chaos

Like many of you, I was highly skeptical of the recent changes to the community blogs as they were being implemented. It was all so seemingly sporadic and not communicated well (which, let's be honest, is kind of the Dtoid way <3),...

 
 
 
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SharkRobot Sale: Clothe your pimply milky body for $5+

[Bumping an old Dixon shirt post! -Niero] Literally every single t-shirt in the Destructoid store is now $9.95 or less! WOW! Some are as low as $4.95! HOT DAMN! Everything you see is on clearance, meaning once they're out of print you won't...

 
 
 
 
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Friday Night Fights: I am obsessed with Rocket League

Look, I know Mike has gone on and on about Rocket League already, and you're probably sick to death of hearing about it by now, but I don't even care. This game is fucking awesome. Seriously, I just can't get enough. I've played it non...

 
 
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Team Fortress 2sday: Space is the place

Mike is on vacation, so you're stuck with the pink robe this week. Sucks to be you! Boners! Muahahahaha! Wow, that was fun. Great to be back guys. And now, a word from your TF2sday sponsor, mister Hank Hill: Pirates: very annoying on the fr...

 
 
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Vote now for the Destructoid E3 2015 Community Choice Award!

It's the moment you've all been waiting for: the time to vote for your favorite game of E3! Click below and make your selection, then tell us about it in the comments! There's certainly no shortage of AMAZING games to choose from this year!...

 
 
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Ears bored? Check out these awesome Dtoid community podcasts!

The Destructoid community is a wonderful, diverse bunch, and boy do you people ever put out some awesome content. Whether you're writing thoughtful Cblogs, having engaging discussions in our Forums, or just hanging out in the front page com...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Contest: Win a Titan One and a controller of your choice!

[Update: Contest over! Winners are Fabio Teixeira, Topken, and TroyFullbuster!] Destructoid has once again joined forces with our friends at ConsoleTuner to offer another awesome contest for the Dtoid community! This time around, three luck...

 
 




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Sieg Zeon!

 
NeoTurbo

#Bandwagontoid You guys can ALSO AMA! BUMP FOR OTHERS!

 
NeoTurbo

Was randomly looking at free games on and I found this one browser game called Just One Pretty fun! I figured some people here might enjoy it so heres the

 
triggerpigking

Heres my longest(10 yrs) running DnD character Indio, a drunken half elf whos terrified of the undead (and cats) and has dreams of being a grandiose Hes kind of an arse so dont feel too bad for him

 
mullon

I wonder if I should give Space Channel 5 another chance, Im in the mood for a rhythm

 
Virtua Kazama

Oh, and I now make Mario Maker 2 levels to pass the time until I start my new Lets

 
Voodoome

Season 3 of Handeggtoid Fantasy football is almost upon us, and we need a few good Dtoiders to beef up, and fill out, the Hatred of the Cowboys isnt required, but it doesnt hurt More details in the Bump

 
Xeo

Chris got me thinking, how about it being time for another AMA? Im bored as fuck and just sitting around today Hit me with whatever you want, Ill answer as honestly as Why not one final update? (G-rated or X-rated, doesnt

 
bong264

Warcry is a faint blip on my radar but seeing how much shit is actually in the box is making me Gonna see what the price is like because I just wasted money on a Chaos Battalion Box :P

 
Virtua Kazama

The Bayonetta LP finished two weeks Relive all 27 episodes on Ive been making Mario Maker 2 levels, but havent been sharing I need to fix

 
 

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