Happy Father’s Day to all you mother fuckers out there. Hope you all get blow jobs, beers, and some gaming in today.
Finally beat Doom Eternal last night. I haven't gotten into a game this hard (boner joke) in years. I think I might actually write up a full postmortem, but for now, I'll just say that aside from some niggling issue, it gets two hard schlongs up from me.
Happy Father’s Day, mother fuckers.
Happy birthday, Niero and Dtoid. You literally made me the half man I am today.
In Sea of Thieves, I’m the kind of pirate who spots your ship, anchors far off coast so you don’t notice me, swims for 10 minutes to sneak up on you (fighting sharks along the way), then boards you just to play the surprise hurdy-gurdy.
Happy Father’s Day to all the mother fuckers out there.
Happy birthday, Dtoid. I love you.
RIP Visceral. Fuck.
Got my first Doomfist POTG. It was... not pretty.
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Congrats to Niero and Dtoid on the exciting news today!
If Niero and Hamza hadn't taken a chance on me 6 years ago (!) and made me Community Manager, I wouldn't be half the manboy I am today. I wish you all nothing but continued success!!
[Bumping an old Dixon shirt post! -Niero] Literally every single t-shirt in the Destructoid store is now $9.95 or less! WOW! Some are as low as $4.95! HOT DAMN! Everything you see is on clearance, meaning once they're out of print you won't...
[The one and only Andy Dixon finally did it. Let's celebrate with him. Want to see your own stuff appear on the front page? Go write something! --Occams Electric Toothbrush]
Look, I know Mike has gone on and on about Rocket League already, and you're probably sick to death of hearing about it by now, but I don't even care. This game is fucking awesome. Seriously, I just can't get enough. I've played it non...
Mike is on vacation, so you're stuck with the pink robe this week. Sucks to be you! Boners! Muahahahaha! Wow, that was fun. Great to be back guys. And now, a word from your TF2sday sponsor, mister Hank Hill: Pirates: very annoying on the fr...
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