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Dragonite is a tripping balls worthy joke in all aspects


Shameless post (I just lost my job, so please pity listen to this) https://soundcloud.com/planet%20/assembly-linebrain-scraper


Guess who got called a faggot and punched in the side of the head last night?


Ok. Starting to really dig into Yakuza 0 and all I can think of is how beautiful you guys are and how beautiful it is, and I'm also going back and watching Boosh from the start and they are such wonderful companion pieces


Ok, so is Torch actually like super pure cuz now I just keep thinking about pigtails and striped knee highs and bed jumping that calls for some reprimanding (also I'm usually into older women, but I don't discriminate)


The Cocteau Twins' album Treasure is exactly that. It's fucking spiritual


Last thing cuz I'm feeling creative again. Shat this out in 5 minutes. Don't know if I should add guitar... https://soundcloud.com/planet%20/i-do-not-support-this-message


Was fucking around and came up with this yesterday if anyone wants a listen. Best with headphones. And if someone is inspired to draw something or make a picture, that'd be pretty sweet... https://soundcloud.com/planet%20/bedtime-stories


Happy Birthday to two rad individuals and also props to FrostyFlakes for reminding me how hot a chick in a gas mask is and re-opening my brain to tightrope walking the line between high fashion and sexual deviance


Man y'all fools makin' me feel like a fool. Shoulda said bday gift finally came in. Stay beautiful, babies XOXO


goddamnit, Janet. She got that late 70s Michael sound but with the girl voice. Those guitar parts are hnnngg and that Genesis bass that is so characteristic of the New Jack Swing thing. Time to be creative again. Lob any "perceived" multimedia recs my way


"Let's Dance" -David Bowie (1983); Zion Williamson (2019)


I've been gone, getting my shit together and getting a job. I shall respond to whatever people I should respond to in due time. Love all of you beautiful weirdos. Don't ever change. Also, super excited to see what now becomes of the Pelicans. RIP AD


Think I'm gonna get the sitting down version of Misty's Psyduck tattooed on my ass. Just not sure what cheek. Right is for Brad Pitt's signature if I ever meet him, but there will still be room.


Soulbow, I thought of you as I masturbated... to Angela White


5 days without liquor and a week without cigarettes... But I'm gonna be drinking with my momma later today #selfietoid


Well, V has quickly become one of my favorite cane wielders... Also his battle music kind of sounds like Perry Farrell on vocals.


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Something I did earlier in the day to practice my


Links Awakening and Untitled Goose Game are both releasing on Didnt really think Id be saying this, but Im far more excited for the Goose


idk what it is about Apex Legends but it got me hooked to it Kinda didnt dig it when it came out, but man Im all about it Its fun Still, I wish that all that Apex money would go towards a Titanfall 3

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Slowly making progress on the weapon drops in Daemon X No longer need to grind the Alpha versions of Nightmare and Also encountered Eclipse the Also got fucked by Eclipse the

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What do you call a boat full of polite football players? A good sportsman ship


Just workshopping jokes and was wondering if anyone did one on Sekiro? its called Shadows Die Twice but you die a few more times than that?




This is my 1337th I didnt want it to be something that was so banal, like what post number it was, or if I was drinking a Sam Adams I wanted it to be special



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