There's this guy that I work with that is super into DreamWorks movies and it is soooooo goddamn funny. He asked me if I've seen Shrek 4, quoted Shark Tale the other day, and said, "you remember that part in Cat in the Hat..." after hearing "Easy"

Thank god I'm moving back out in 2 weeks. Apparently, I tried to piss in my living room last night

*bump* go listen to my terrible crap (link in comments)

I wish there was a "picked up handgun bullets" moment after the Eddie fight in SH2

Great funeral and there was a parade happening outside and we could hear it the whole damn time. It was awesome. Learned some fun facts. I'll carry on the name with pride, Holly. Also, sorry for the vyvanse-fueled onslaught as of late. Love u guys!

Today is Holly's (Hollinger [Paw Paw Morton]) funeral... Imma continue in the comments if you wanna little peek at p1ss' immediate heritage

I fear that Dez Bryant has suffered a #gnarly injury

Did this a while back. Some in a studio where I played everything but live drums (that was the engineer), and some straight to my macbook. I can do better, but I need to make *MY* studio first. Link in comments

When the videos for youtubing Kid Buu are some soundcloud rapper, it hurts. I see you. I don't hate you. But you are not special. Just "trendy." I NAKEDLY JUMPED ON CARS IN A PARKING LOT. And i was naked in the hospital. I'm Kid Buu #endrant (sad rant)

YO WE GOT DEZ

To whomever randomly mentioned Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni somwhat recently... Thank you. It ain't perfect, but neither am I.

Happy Birthday to all birthdays recent, current, and forthcoming. You guys all rock and are the best people I've never met. Except you. You suck.

Sports announcers and their not-so-subtle homoeroticism is always very amusing. Go Saints!

Very shitty weather, SH2, some drinks, good family vibes, and the ghost of my androgynous beginnings (Paw Paw Holly (short for Hollinger) left this world on October 31st. The universe and I are starting to fuck with each other a little more nicely now

TRACY PEW RIP (also, my grandfather, Holly) we did fam Halloween for the first time in years HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY COME ON AND KISS ME (yea I know it's a geet box instead of a bass. Get over it)

The scariest part of SH2 (so far) is that, sans hip tattoo, Maria is my ex

Spooky Scary Skeletons played at work today

For the drinkers out there... What's the most refreshing alcoholic beverage that comes to mind?

GUYS

Silent Hill 2, despite some jank (even after changing the control settings), is making me write again. Takes some jank to know some jank. Also, fuck u PSNOW for not having some version of the 1st one that I also never played. Or FucKonami. Or fuck m

"I'm joking, Teddy. I don't need you to hold my penis up with a spatula."

Have no clue what I'm doing for Halloween this year, and that's probably the scariest part. Think I'm gonna go with a skanky werewolf/vampire thing

Welp. Ya boi got fired. Time to find something else!

Welp, I got sent home from work for being an hour late and hungover today when it was completely against their best interest as the tweaker didn't show up again (and never gets shit for it, ever). Feels like I'm the only one who is handled like this...

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