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In light of all my Zelda wanking, I have to give a shout out to MegaMan 2. That's where it all started. Videogames gave me reason to stare into space and drool. And, like, y'all are the only people I can rant to and with.


I like to pretend that Slimybear is constantly buzzed. Never full on drunk, just maintaining a good hard buzz throughout life. Shit talking and pleasure are priority. Punctuation be damned. I can drink to that, Sir Slimy. Cheers.


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My first encounter with Zelda was my older cousin's copy of Ocarina of Time. I had cut my teeth on various NES and Genesis games growing up, but this was my first exposure to 3D. I still tear up sometimes when I watch the attract scre...


I like that there was a light, but noticeable, jiggle when Pyra was introduced.


I know these memes are old hat now, but what the hey


Hyperbolic statements are the greatest statements of all time.


Hey you kool cats, sorry for ranting so dang much- it's just nice having friends.


Fascination Street is a hell of a song and a too many things make my brain twist and shout, but y'all good as hell. Destructoid is Magic Johnson and I'm Isiah Thomas. Or I'm just me. Tomato/tomahto.


Hey that thing at the end of WandaVision was kinda nice. They might do it. They won't, but they might.


So I started playing the GC Twilight Princess for the first time since Xmas of launch. It's pretty good. I'll do a breakdown that no one asked for once I finish it. Snowpeak was my last dungeon.


We're very fortunate to have each other. Never take that for granted. Love y'all.


Better late than never to get into Ryuichi Sakamoto, Yellow Magic Orchestra, etc.


Random assortment found in a box. The really good shit is deep in my closet, but I'll get there and share eventually.


I had a dream in which a large black, scaled creature was in the middle of a dimly lit hallway at the top of a set of stairs. It had no eyes, and it was stout, having a mouth for genitals. Smaller creatures would run directly to its mouth. Or genitals.


While I was in between the real world and the dream world, I backhand slapped a lady ghost on the tushy. She said, "don't get too comfortable," and gently pressed her foot against my face


Happy Birthday to Soul. RIP to DOOM. And here's to a better year. Love y'all, gang.


I had a dream last night with a girl who looked like a Bloodborne-ified Japanese femme fatale. She sliced my face open, and out gurgled blood, black bile, organs, and cosmik debris. She then magick'd my face up and we shared a tender moment. I'm in love.


A belated Merry Christmas, and a very happy 91st birthday to my Maw Maw, Iantha Marie. Glad I have been able to spend both with her, albeit in a safe and distant manner.


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