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A Luigi Fanatic
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Everybody gangsta till the Loud House profile pics start asking for art commissions


Haunting a Nintendo 64 cartridge to own the libs


I live in a desert 600 miles from the ocean, we've had nothing but sunny 95+ degree days since June, yet I still get fucking swamped by mosquitos when I go for a walk.


Note to self: don't drink tap water at Jerry Garcia's


Whoever localized this game was high as fuck


Game idea: Eroge novel where you play as a beeg Yoshi


Unpopular opinion: I get a positive emotional aura from Wet-Dry World


Anyone with even slight knowledge of the Paper Mario fandom could see this civil war coming from a mile away


...So which type of climate is your favorite? I'm getting sick of living in a borderline desert. I wanna move to the light-blue/dark-blue zone where there's plenty of trees, holiday snow, and summer thunderstorms. Toronto or the Twin Cities seem perfect.


Happy birthday 'Murica. The greatest country on Earth, if only for the fact that we have a giant steel waifu guarding our waters


The best part of quarantine is getting to spend 24/7 in my parent's house with Fox News blasting on two different TV sets whilst my stepdad explains to the dinner table why he's prejudiced against black people


I've got this new TV show idea. It's like Survivor, but instead of having to survive on a stranded island, I send some weeaboos to Japan and see how long they can survive on their NEETbux and Rosetta Stone skills


Hitler and Stalin sign the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact (1939)


The SpongeBob episodes made after the second film are honestly pretty legit. Not Seasons 1-3 good, but the animation quality alone puts almost every other animated show to shame


"Super Mario 64 is so overrated, it's not even 4K 60fps smh"


Found one of these spider-scorpion demon hybrids in my house the other day. If you ever needed a reason to avoid the Southwestern U.S., this is it


"Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see. Some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory!": Kid Rock, performing the soundtrack for a cartoon that made 92% of its profit from 8th grade science teachers who needed something for movie day


Sonic fans care way too much about other people's opinions of their games


Air conditioning is one of mankind's greatest inventions and I have no idea how people lived life without it


Me reading the drama about The Last of Us 2


Incest porn would be a lot more entertaining if Hulk Hogan dubbed over all the dialogue. "PUT A DICK IN ME BROTHERRR"


Say what you will about Sonic fans, but they've never been afraid to speak their minds


Unpopular opinion: Steven Universe musical numbers < Family Guy musical numbers


About A Luigi Fanaticone of us since 5:15 PM on 03.28.2016

Our father, who art in a mansion
Italian be thy name
Thy Mushroom Kingdom come
Thy will be done
On Earth as it is in the Overthere
Give us this day our daily pasta
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who thought Metroid Prime: Federation Force was a good idea
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from spoopy ghosts