So I purchased Minecraft last night. Why can't I stop playing this game? When I entered my first Minecraft world I just wanted to test it out for a half-hour before I cooked a couple of juicy, thick t-bone steaks. After I seasoned the st...

I am currently downloading Diablo II from Blizzard directly. Its been about seven or eight years since I've played. I stopped playing after my so-called friend stole all of my extremely rare in-game items from both of my high-level charac...

A couple of weeks ago I bought a PS3. After a week of experiencing its capabilities I was like "wow, this a pretty incredible system". I mostly bought it to play MGS4. I purchased the 80g model w/ MGS4 bundled. A pretty decent deal for ...

A lot of people disliked Rambo 4, or just don't like Rambo movies. The biggest complaint is that he doesn't talk. Well, I don't care what you say, the Rambo kicks ass. He doesn't have to talk. He just does his thing, survive against the...

Unless there is extra shit you can unlock for the stage creator, I find it extremely limited. There are probably less than 40 items you can use to build the stage. And its all very basic, too. Plus you can't use the wii pointer to grab a...

One of my best friends says that Smash Brothers is a button mashing fighter, does this mean he knows nothing about the game? I mean, I don't even think SSBB is like your average fighter. The goal is different, there is no health meter, ju...

I'm not going to dance around it, SSBB is a great fucking game. I clocked 11 hours last night with a friend playing it. I ended up going to sleep at like 7am. We took some pretty dirty pictures. Most of them were hilarious. A little wh...

Lumberjacks save lives. Trees are everywhere. In our backyards, in our front yards, even in our forests. Trees like to fall down and cave in houses, killing entire families. If a tree had the chance, it would murder you and everyone you...

This is kind of weird. The message of the day on Call of Duty 4 reads: "Welcome to the BETA! Max rank for the BETA is currently Master Sergeant I (Lv.20). Enjoy the game!" Anybody else notice this?

I'm thinking about buying a Dreamcast just to play backups and homebrew on it. I never owned a Dreamcast or played many of the games, and I heard its easy to play backups and homebrew on it. Is it possible to just burn a Boot disk? Any...

I'm an American living in the Midwest and I've met exactly 0 Brits in person. But in the mornings, usually playing COD4, I come across groups of Brits. Usually drunk-- I mean pissed (I think). They are almost always hilarious. I thought...

Why do people still listen to that douche? Don't news programs run background checks? Maybe type in "Jack" in Google to see what comes up? I really wish this used condom would just kill himself. He's a psycho. He hurts people after ter...

Take about five dozen eggs, start putting them into a bowl. Mix the FUCK out of them. And whaddya get? UTHER ANSWERED CORRECTLY! ANSWER: PENIS!!!!

Sorry that I don't have a video. I was in a bank when I saw it. I don't even know which news source it was. I just know it wasn't Fox. The bitch on there said the movie No Country for Old Men had senseless violence and gore and that the ...

I've only prestiged once in CoD4. Thats because I got bored really fast when I first reached 55. I prestiged and a week later I'm back at 55. At around level 40 I came across a mystical golden Ak47. I never seen one before. I thought...

I for one don't give two shits about the writer's strike. I rarely watch TV. Except for some Daily Show and the Colbert Report, which, in my opinion, hasn't affect the shows at all because they are just as hilarious as ever. My real ques...

Get some help.

Valhalla is the place to be. But the only way to get there is to die in battle. What is the difference between Heaven (a fictional place) and Valhalla? In heaven they drink sugar-free koolaid, talk about clouds and shit... forever. From...

You know, that game I paid $60 for. Oh, and the XBL service I pay for every month. I just wish CoD4 would work like its supposed to. It will get make it to the lobby with the other players. Everybody chats about how its been broke for...

I haven't had time to really get to know all the character classes by using them. For instance, the medic is the class that I've used the least (nonsupporting jerk), next would be the scout, then spy. I've earned the most points with the ...

Counter Strike Source! Where is it? I turned this box inside-out looking for it. No where to be found.... Worst video game deal in history. Its like buying a box full of AIDS without Counter Strike. Oh well, maybe its home is on the P...

According to the Charlie Oscar Delta forums its happening at 10 am Today. They will unlock everything. Some weapons like the G3 rifle, Dragnuv, M60, some perks like Claymores (which will make things interesting) Sleight of Hand, to load yo...

Whenever I see aggressive advertising for a product I tend to hate it and not want anything at all to do with it. Halo 3 seems to be largely played by people who never played any other game. Probably because they didn't have the title fla...

I'm sure like some of you, I grew up watching these movies. Back in the day, action movies didn't hold back. Now, producers want to appeal to younger audiences. Like the new Die Hard. A lot of us grew up in the 80s. Action stars such a...