I was talking to some people from Epic earlier. I asked if they were busy with the new launcher. One of them said, "Oh do you play Fortnite?" I said, "haha, oh hell no! I mean, I.. do not." My people skills need help.

Got a package in the mail today, with bonus milkshakes! Gonna watch JCVD drop his towel tonight! Thanks Wes, Dtoid, MVD, and Flixist!

#capriciousmetaltuesday I always felt like this would make a good track for a shmup. A shmup about Satan.

It’s with a heavy heart I announce the first casualty of the snow, my mailbox. I don’t know what did it, maybe it couldn’t handle the big package thr mailman gave it. RIP 1973-2018.

It’s here!!!

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! Wife got me a bunch of minis to build. I haven’t been this involved in painting miniature models since I did Oderus Urungus’s tyranno dong! I love you all! Even you.

It’s now my birthday so I feeling like clogging up the feed with some Dissection.

I’ll take 10!

Work is interesting today.

Limo?

Hope y’all are having a good thanksgiving. Missing my little garbage disposal, don’t know what to do with the scraps.

The obligatory PSA. Happy T Day!

Forgot about the Fall Sale on Steam. Anyone gonna get anything? I might pick up some DLC for a few games.

Well, that's an interesting ad.

That’s an order, soldier!

PSA: To anyone on steam who plays Vermintide 2: I’m just getting back to the game and forgotten where all the books are. I’m sorry.

Decided after six months to finally put the catapult together.

My only regret, is that I couldn’t fist them all.

🐻 ❤️

Having a blast with the new Vampire Coast dlc for Warhammer 2. Anyone else playing it?

Watching “Joy of Painting” with my kids when one says, “what if he makes a mistake?” I feel smug and say, “only happy accidents” she says “wut.” At least I thought I was clever...

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to post weird shit on the internet.

My son asked me to draw Sonic. I forgot what he looked like.

So it took me 110 hours, but I finally won a game of Gwent in Witcher 3... I... am not a smart person.

Just dropped an open container of mayonnaise. I caught it, but slammed the jar into my nuts. Lying on kitchen floor now, heaving, with a partially chewed Italian sub in my mouth. Please send thoughts and prayers.