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Got an awesome gift in the mail; courtesy of dtoid’s mini painting virtuoso, Bong! I’ve wanted a Slambo for years, & recently was discont’d w/o notice. An amazing surprise, it warms my blackened cockles. Be excellent to each other and say Sl


I’m sorry baby, I didn't mean to turn you on. (Super secret bonus one in comments 😉)


Happy, birthday Marcel Hoang, callsign Mario Hoang! Not only a Dtoid writer, but also a feared R6 GIS operator, Marcel is a renowned peeker and corner killer in Siege. I have attached a scene of one such famous elimination.


Happy birthday, Nekro! Hope you have a nice day, listening to Ripping Corpse and bushwhacking off!


Happy birthday to Bass, aka theblondebass! Now I shall tap all of my land cards to give you Magic Dance: The Gathering


Happy birthday to Jetter Mars and Limomaker! Now as we all know, there can be only one, so you must fight! The victor shall earn the sage words of Mr. T, as seen below.


Happy birthday, vxxy! May you enjoy it this day as much as Mega Man enjoys bicycles!


up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start F.


So I’m a little late, but just wanted to make a Happy birthday announcement for Czar Kazem! Love seeing your pc build posts!


So I’m sure I’m the last person to know about this, but I feel important to tell everyone that I love it.


Whether you celebrate it or think it’s a manufactured holiday, happy Valentine’s Day, everybody!


So I beat Elderborn. I’m now in the market for a good UV velvet barbarian painting.


Happy birthday @xeo! Hope you don’t spend all day grooming your elegant and electric chest hair, have some fun!


Happy b-day @shoggoth2588 ! Hope you have a good one! Stay warm in your mountain of madness and enjoy this shoggoth cake. Caveat: it’s not made of protoplasmic bubbles, nor does it have temporary eyes or glowing pustules.


Damn, lost another great musician. RIP Reed Mullin.


Haven’t seen Robo Panda Z in awhile, but just in case, happy birthday! Thanks for all that you’ve done with the community here!


Happy birthday Wes! Thanks for making it weird here and keeping it weird here for so long.


Half Shiba, half Witcher Letho of Gulet: Shibboletho is a Maverick. So we should wish him happy birthday! Hopefully it’s spent like a real Maverick: fighting Mega Man, erotic volleyball games, F-14s, and talking about pork barrel spending.


Happy birthday to our large and in charge resident nudist, Nakedbigboss!


Today is a special day! Yes, it is the birthday of our favorite sentient dtoid sculpture, Able to Think! Here is the a gif of the great Auguste Rodin celebrating your birthday!


Meant to post this at midnight, but happy birthday to our favorite Canadian giant! Legends say he was raised on a diet of GFuel, poutine, and a 3 dozen eggs a day! Happy bday, Soulbow!


Happy birthday, RiffRaff! Hope you get out of the Crystal Maze for some libations!


There’s someone in your chimney hole, and Satan is his name! Happy holidays!


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Playing Assassins Creed Reached Alexandria, one of the most legendary, beautiful ancient Ive spent a lot of time just clambering over the


Had some stranger coming up around my back porch last night at 3am as the protesting and rioting gets closer to Without hesitation I flashed iron, as I will kill someone trying to fuck with my They left in a Im gonna end up in prison


Im sure this is a bad idea and Ill give up after 3 or 4 But Im gonna try to play Pokémon I dont have the patience for grinding in games these I just have such fond memories of Gen Ill put my planned Team in the


Found Soulbows weapon in the

Dusk Actual

Protesters in my city fired Roman candle fireworks at officers outside of the downtown police precinct after officers ordered them to disperse on account of them attempting to break into the


Family is currently in the process of tearing itself apart, again, could use some lovely cute animal pictures to help distract me/not get

Inquisitive Ravenclaw

So, I got another thing in the mail! Deets


Hi, all! Havent been in the Qposts in a looooooong Still alive, I Figured itd be good to come back with something to show, so heres my cover of my favorite Metallica song (featuring an original 2+ minute intro)! Feedback is


Got into Resident Evil Dodging is quite difficult, much less landing a perfect dodge, but its fun so Keep salivating at the thought of getting Bioshock switch, but cant afford it thanks to half I hear it performs beautifully on the Switch


I know things are really shitty right now, so heres some uplifting power metal to (maybe) help restore your faith in Yall keep safe and



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