Obligatory Mother’s Day post, courtesy of Mr. T.

🎵Here I go again on my own, posting a Tawny Kitaen gif in the comments.🎵 F

So Greenmangaming messed up with my Resident Evil steam key and Im going to have wait potentially into next week to play it. Please think of me while you play tonight.

It’s May 4th, which means it’s that time of year when I post this video again.

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This one isn't fake but I feel like it should be.

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#selfietoid

#theconsul

#arbitrarymetaltuesday This is what warm PBR sounds like.

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Carcass even makes Madonna sound good #mashuptoid

Have you ever discovered something so incredible and integral to you that it felt your entire life up to that point was a dream? Before today, I was living a half-truth; now I am whole. Behold:

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Behold, I finished this majestic puzzle.

Happy chocolate day, everyone!

Sure the inauguration is cool and all, but I’ve spent the last hour verifying this is a real Family Circus comic. And that, my friends, is what freedom really is all about.

Happy birthday, Wes! Here’s some bunnies :D

Giving some of my toys leg extensions so they won’t feel inadequate. Please send thoughts and prayers. current status:

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I think it’s important for you to all know that until a few hours ago, my son thought Knuckles from Sonic was named Nipples.

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