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My eight year old told me last night she plans to work in a prison. As an executioner, and she’d have a pet jaguar, so the deaths would be quick and painless. 🤔

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Finishing up birthday shopping for the wife. Anybody have any suggestions for puzzle games on switch, mobile, PC? Preferably something mindless and not jammed with dumb humor. Pic unrelated

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#childhoodtoytoid. This is my Rancor. I’ve got a Godzilla I found in the woods around here somewhere 🤔 I need to make them fight again.

On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst birthday wish I ever seen. Tell em HLarge Marge sent ya! Happy birthday HLarge!

Happy birthday to homeoftheblues! Don’t eat too much blue food dye, you can thank me later.

I was asked to make a cutesy cartoonish cat for a present, but decided to play with my new airbrush. Here is the disaster that resulted.

Happy birthday, Roager! May your day be as fulfilling as beating level 3 in Battletoads.

Happy birthday, sp gesture! May you have a perfect day, whether it’s lazily lounging around all day, or dressing up as Pac-Man and eating a trail of marshmallows and pills around the house!

#arbitrarymetaltuesday what’s more metal than a Cyborg? Why a Lionheart Kickboxer with a Death Warrant for Blood Sport! This track is a Breakin, Double Impact, Hard Target that really takes things to Maximum Risk with Sudden Death riffs.

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So the wife wanted to name the dog Luna or Meatball, and the kids wanted Cookie. Wife learned the pitfalls of democracy as I abstained. Unfortunately, for them, I make the dog tags 😂

Apparently, I have a new dog. The rescue said she speaks Spanish, but I haven’t heard her say anything. She also doesn’t have a name, and doesn’t seem to respond to Dog Juan. Help me out, please.

Happy birthday to TheIntern aka King Mattruss! Your name belies you (unless you’re in internment, if so, I’ll slip a file in a hot dog for you) for you are an established part of this community! Also, I found a pic of you.

New Blasphemous. That is all.

My eight year old just started playing “Scatman” and said, “finally, some good music.” What have I done.

Game Idea: Supergiant Games doing an earnest and introspective take on Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Happy birthdays to FrostyFlakes and the elusive NinjaSpeed! May y’all’s day be as great as the amount of food dye in this cake!

Happy birthday to Dr Mel! I always assumed Bovine University was your alma mater.

Was pretty happy today to see a sign I made is now a poke stop.

RIP, my neighbor’s Woody. This Woody has been on a house by me’s roof for 5 years! Today, he was gone. Through snow, hail, and a couple hurricanes, this Woody has lain firm, exposed to all vehicles on their way to the dump. F.

Happy birthday to Michformer, another fine and upstanding member of the community! I’ve heard it said, Mich is the result of a scientific quest for perfection that combined the Michelin Man and a transformer. Hope you had a good one!