Current status: ITS NOT A PHASE!

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A whale blood transfusion and some goat gonads will cure what ails ya

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Current status: theatre is sophisticated art

Everytime Ricky Namara posts, I hear this song in my head. I’m convinced he has a drill for a hand. I’ll accept no other realities.

Are y’all ready to join the new world? I hear it has energy drinks with goji berries.

I now reveal my true demon name as Dreadeat Dunghot. Dung for the Dung Throne.

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I came here just to pry a “happy birthday” from his cold, dead hands. Hope it’s a good one, CH!

Doing some cleaning on my “stupid pictures folder” and I found this. I thought maybe I should share it with no context.

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Happy Beakie Day everyone!

The question on everyone’s mind: will this button masher return?

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Current Status: Bless me, Pigmar

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I don’t want to do anything but watch David the Gnome today. Might chop some trees down in the backyard later.

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Currenter status: silent judgment

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