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Why is 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.


Happy birthday, TorchMan. Hope you've had a good one.


One of my favorite games is to google ”Florida man” and then my birthday and see what comes up.


Happy birthday, Absolutfreak. Have a great day.


Thinking of buying the Royal pack for Final Fantasy XV and finally finishing the game. Is it an essential dlc? Does it actually improve the game?


Happy birthday, Sam, you beautiful mustached pirate, you.


My wife is drunk and has been listening to the same three songs from Frozen and Frozen II for the last 2 hours. Do you want to build a snowman? No? Ok, bye.


Dealing with Disney+ chat support is like trying to teach algebra to a 3 year old. For some reason my account is set to play French content when my account is English and I live 2800 miles from Quebec. WTF bru.


Speaking moistly. With love from Canada.


This has popped up in my office. I'm waiting for them to hand out towels.


I pitty the foo that don't know this.


Ugh. BC has just indefinitely closed all schools.


Went to the beach with the kids today, with all the hysteria about the corona virus it was pretty empty. Nice to find parking so easily.


As I was literally laughing out loud while reading the comments of the front page Pokémon poll article, it made me think that I really like Destructoid. I can find great articles elsewhere but nowhere has a community like this one.


Played some games and went to the beach today. Good day.


Anyone have any thoughts about the Split Pad Pro for the Switch? Thinking about buying for my claw hands.


Happy birthday Jimmy - I mean Xeo!


Hey, Shog, have a happy birthday.


Happy belated Australia Day all you Bruce's and Sheila's, enjoy your Vegemite however it's eaten.


Humanity is just wonderful. Drink up chidren.


So my 3 year old thinks that the dirt around Pigpen is a cloud of farts and laughs hysterically whenever he sees him. Watching the Peanuts movie was fun.


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Valorant"Valor, vidi, vici"


Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics"This game is never leaving my Switch home screen"


Maneater"Ooooo here she comes (totally original subheader, do not steal)"


Signs of the Sojourner"Finding the Truth"


Minecraft Dungeons"Bring the family"


Fury Unleashed"Rage Unbridled"


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Prins and I made a slasher

Electric Reaper

The only mine launcher I think Ive ever liked in a video game was the one used in Hawken, though that was really just a big grenade Mine dispensers like in Xenoraptor or Space Pirates and Zombies just dont really do it for


I was bored and this took 50

A Luigi Fanatic

This must be the work of Fred Fuchs


Crossed The Boys off my list of shows to check This was a lot of fun to watch, and was a really interesting take on the superhero

Dusk Actual

This flavor right here is pretty delicious

Voltaic Owl

Finally beat Panel de Pons puzzle mode! Only took me 19

Electric Reaper

Someone decided to take the lizard person conspiracy theory and use it to make a comedy manga


Welp, thats Shantae and the seven not giga mermaids Overall, pretty good Arts great, gameplay has been improved from last time a lot and the soundtracks Also monstergirls galore which is always a plus in my


damn time I come to you desperately wanting a chicken sandwich youre always out of But then I go home and am constantly greeted with commercials telling me to go eat a Popeyes chicken Why you do dis to me?



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