How many Lowe's would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's?

So, Trump's trying to buy Greenland. Huh. https://nationalpost.com/news/world/trump-floats-possibility-of-u-s-buying-greenland-asks-bewildered-aides-to-look-into-it

Careful guys. https://business.financialpost.com/legal-post/employee-fired-for-workplace-masturbation-shows-that-accommodation-has-its-limits/amp

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank coffee before it was cool.

Wife: "Go to the bathroom please. You smell terrible." Me: Alright time to Dr. Mario!

#watchtoid

This beer sent me down the rabbit hole trying to find out if octopus truly do like apricots and beer. Apparently they can drink beer. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/protein/3912994

Anyone else feel like Pokémon splooged all over the front page?

I'd like to thank Wes Tacos and the crew at Destructoid for the switch game key. You guys put in a lot of work for this site and it really helps to make this community awesome.

If you ever come to Vancouver, I suggest you try the Pho Bo Satay at Pho Tan. Number 38. Man I love this pho.

#moedanceparty