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My favorite thing about holidays in Canada. Our annual family photos with Satan. If our country can't be hot, at least our afterlife could be.


 
 
 

I would love to see Flight of the Conchords come back. Better yet, I would love to see the Labyrinth 2 with Jemaine Clemente as David Bowie as Jareth.


 
 
 

I have no right to complain about Disney editing out racially sensitive content from it's catalogue including Song of the South, Dumbo, and Lady and the Tramp so I won't. www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5354569

 
 
 

Canadian joke: One-two-three cat and Un-deux-trois cat have a race across a river. One-two-three cat won because Un-deux-trois-quatre-cinq.

 
 
 

I'm a little salty that Beamdog is charging $64.99 CAD for the physical ports of Baldur's Gate and Planescape/Icewind collections. They're essentially the mobile ports, which are selling for $12.99 per game on the PlayStore. 4 y/o port of 20 y/o games.

 
 
 

Hot take: I hate the way Americans pronounce the word mayonnaise as mahnays.

 
 
 

Saw this on Reddit and laughed about the silly person bringing home a coyote. Then I remembered my brother in law adopted a dingo in Australia and laughed even harder.


 
 
 
 

A Yakuza Vampire film directed by Takashi Miike. Can't wait to watch this.


 
 
 
 
 

Why didn't the pony want to sing? He was a little horse.

 
 
 

Saw Detective Pikachu last night. All I feel is sadness that they did not cast Danny DeVito in the role of Pikachu.


 
 
 

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

 
 
 

Made some Pho Ga for supper. Damn that was good.

 
 
 

How many Lowe's would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's?


 
 
 

So, Trump's trying to buy Greenland. Huh. https://nationalpost.com/news/world/trump-floats-possibility-of-u-s-buying-greenland-asks-bewildered-aides-to-look-into-it


 
 
 

Careful guys. https://business.financialpost.com/legal-post/employee-fired-for-workplace-masturbation-shows-that-accommodation-has-its-limits/amp

 
 
 

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank coffee before it was cool.

 
 
 

Wife: "Go to the bathroom please. You smell terrible." Me: Alright time to Dr. Mario!

 
 
 


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