My oldest son has been at Explosives Camp at Missouri S&T all week and he's been sending me pics and updates. I am so jealous, folks!

Walking into a business, barking your name at the person behind the counter, and expecting them to know exactly who you are and what you're there for. #WhitePeopleThings

What surprise Nintendo E3 release should I have my Amazon bucks ready for, folks?

Nintendo Labo should not be as fun as it is. I am stunned.

The BEST "Weird" Al polka. Fight me. Wait- don't do that. You're totally allowed to not like things that I do like. Hug me.

It is known.

If you're anywhere near Springfield, MO on 06/16/18, cme join us for Greater Ozarks Pridefest! I'll be hosting for awhile and we can hang out afterward! it'll be a blast!

Rocklahoma was a complete success! No rain, plenty to drink, faces rocked off! This is me on Day one. There's more pics in the comments.

#Rocklahoma, here I come! 3 days of rock concerts and band interviews. I may post some pics if you're interested. Stay safe and take care of each other!

With Octopath Traveler, I may have found my first waifu. Of course, I'll have to play the game first, but for now- H'aanit is best girl.

Hyrule Warriors on Switch is nearly unplayable for me. The map is so tiny and there's so much shit obscuring where I'm at, that I fail just because I don't know what's going on. So disappointed.

Tonight me sons, some friends, and I start a campaign of this game: Charterstone. I'm super excited to dig into this. Anyone had any experience with it?

I got my chair! It was too short! The thrilling conclusion to CHAIR SAGA will be in the comments!

#COTW

Behold: The best selfie I've ever taken.

Nintendo announces the Smash Tournament players for E3. Spoiler: It's 8 dudes Tweet in comments.

Torchman is my waifu. Happy Birthday, Mr. Sounders!

Chair saga continues: A chair came in today. They sent the wrong chair. Chair.

Suggestions wanted: What is your favorite, fairly inexpensive bluetooth headphones (I'm picky about how earbuds feels, but name those too)?

Broadcasting live! How's YOUR Saturday?

I'm watching "Dropmix" at Toys R Us to see if the price drops significantly. Has anyone played it? Would you suggest picking it up?

Yesterday the company sent me a link to a new office chair. It's awesome and I approved. They ordered it. Today a new chair arrives and I start putting it together- it's not my chair. I put someone else's chair together. I hope they like it.

BREAKING NEWS: Literally. My office chair is breaking and I need a new one to hold my fat ass up to the counter. :/

I've been away from the internet for a bit. I hope this hasn't been posted yet!

A Keebler ad popped up on my twitter feed and I noticed that people had replied to it. What do people say to a fictional, cookie-making elf? More examples in the comments.