Going to a christmas party. Why? What do I hope to gain from it?

When your uncle shows you the photos from his trip to the Taj Mahal.

I did not encounter the bloody Crow of Cainhurst on my first playthrough. Life was a lot happier back then.

Hey, thanks to everyone for wishing me a happy birthday a few days ago and sorry for taking so goddamn long to write this.

I turned 30 today.

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Someone please play a Video Game with me.

Addendum regarding my previous post: I'm a fucking moron, they are all in german.

I need someone to buy an unreasonable amount of manga from me.

Went to get a haircut. Got a haircut. It's too fucking short. Unhappy.

I don't really care about this whole thing, in fact I laugh in the faces of people who need Bowser to have tits before wanting to fuck him. However, I would just like to say that people who call her "Bowsette" are complete morons.

My cats drinking fountain is making annoying sounds and I'm going to punch the shit out of it.

Reminder.

I kind of need to vent again but am too mentally tired and don't want to bother you guys too much. This gif summarizes how I currently feel.

Relationships just aren't for me. I'm not compatible, it seems. Bless my girlfriend (currently hoping she still is) for putting up with me.

Fuck help

George Washington? More like George Washing not so much because it was the 18th century and people back then didn't wash themselves all too often.

小貓

Dragon's Dogma's most appealing aspect to me isn't the Combat or the Open World or Pawns, it's how it is the first game since maybe the NES days which's feel and aesthetic successfully and effortlessly evoke classic 70's/80's Fantasy flicks.

Adventure of Link is a top 3 2D Zelda game.

I finally find a significant other and she's too busy 90% of the time to spent time with me. So very little has changed in my life, I still have to use video games to kill time until happiness arrives and cant just enjoy them for what they are.

I guess I am officially dating a Chinese Woman now.

I SMOOCHED A GIRL SOME MORE

I SMOOCHED A GIRL

Age 19-21 I used to have long hair. One day I got it cut and the barber gave me the lock to keep. I kept the lock in my drawer for years. I had to convince at least four people then that I hadn't killed a woman and kept her hair like an insane person.