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To all the weebs here: if any of you have Amazon Prime and haven't watched Land of the Lustrous yet, go do that. The best way to describe this show is "What if Steven Universe were Nier: Automata?" Seriously, it's really damn great.


Yo just wanted to pop in here and say that Waitress Maya Fey is straight waifu. Y'all can't dispute this cuz it's the truth my dudes.


As I finally get back to playing MGSV today, I must not forget my training.


I only drink Boba Bola too, Umaru-🅱️Han.


My girl Earth-chan boutta finesse on y'all


I'm back on the East Side and holy crap it's a frozen hellscape. Current status:


I finally watched Your Name today, with a couple of my cousins. Wow, what a movie. Left me speechless.


Happy New Year! It's 2018 here on the West Coast my dudes!


Here's wishing you a Feliz Año Nuevo, Dtoid! Spend it with friends and family and may you have a blessed 2018!


"If the ethical – that is, social morality – is the highest … then no categories are needed other than the Greek philosophical categories." #CatGirlFriday


"Omae wa mou shindeiru" "Nani!?"


Is Skyrim on the TurboGrafx 16 worth it?


Merry Christmas, Dtoid. Stay frosty dudes.


Christmas Eve is more important than Christmas Day, at least in my Salvadoreño family. So, here's a gift from me to you, Christmas You and Christmas Zuramaru!


As it turns out, yesterday's Love Live! themed #FestiveFriday was actually for a fall event. So for today's #SeasonalSaturday I give you an actually Christmas themed Hatsune Miku, from the creator of those wonderful Mokou comics!


Guys, I finally did it. I made my first blog! And it's certainly a shitpo- I mean a well though out, well constructed work. As a side note, the images are kinda huge but it's the best I Could do, it being my first blog and all.


Top 10 Reasons NieR: Automata is the GOTY

Or: I Only Played NieR: Automata This Year Warning: Spoilers, Probably, I Guess Ahhh the end of the year, a time when gamers around the world come together to argue about which game should be given a Game of the Year Award, or “G...


Hideo Kojima is making some very unusual creative choices with Death Stranding, I can respect that.


Boutta see The Last Jedi today. I gotta say though, I fw Supreme Leader Snoke's vision.


Star Wars: The Last Jedi is looking great


WARNING: STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII - THE LAST JEDI SPOILERS --- Rey is a clone of Finnji's mother!


About King Kaiserone of us since 9:32 AM on 02.28.2016

"King Kaiser looks like he(?)'s boutta drop the hottest mixtape of 20XX."
- Anonymous

King Kaiser, the OG Magical Girl of the East Side, is here on the best gaming community on the internet. You're probably wondering, "who the hell is King Kaiser, and why do I wanna be him so bad?" I'll tell you why:


King Kaiser plays the best games from every era. He has played such masterpieces as Metal Gear Solid 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and many more. His favorite era of gaming is the PS2 era, since it is unquestionably the best and he is not at all blinded by childhood nostalgia.


King Kaiser is undoubtedly a weeb of culture and taste. He watches stuff from all genres, but his favorites include such venerable series as Gundam, Love Live, and Cowboy Bebop, a Shinichirō Watanabe joint. Destructoid may not be about anime, but he posts about it anyway, because he knows it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission.


King Kaiser is a man of of diverse interests, including music from every genre, sports from around the world, dope outfits, and sick memes. He currently studies history, and will one day teach the world about it using pop culture references.

Now you know a little bit about who King Kaiser is, but to understand him, you must follow him. Also, don't try to cross him, because he rolls with a tough crew.

IDK why you're still reading, the bio's up there.