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Anyone have experience buying games from Redbox? $12 for DMC5 is looking nice but I wanna know what I'm getting into


After languishing in a South Jersey Walmart for more than 6 years, I have rescued and am now the proud owner of this solitary copy of Oboromuramasa!


Ice Climbers is the Gucci Mane of video games


Finna see Fate/stay night Heaven's Feel II tonight


Happy birthday Wes. Eat tacos, find some bunny girls, and rock those shades my man.


Merry Christmas Dtoid! May this be a peaceful day for you all!


I've been thinking lately that a lot of gamers get hysterically/hyperbolically angry about things they don't like because they're young, like in their teens. Do you agree/disagree?


Here's my baller list, and some bonus Padoru. Also, peep the comments for a special, leaked character that I'll be using for sure once they get released as DLC


It's finally December and I got a Switch for Black Friday!


Thursday's almost over here on the East Side but still wanna say Happy Thanksgiving to all the Dtoiders out west!


I'm sorry I haven't posted in a while, but I'm honestly getting kind of bored here. I'm going to try to engage more but I've been too busy lately.


Right now I'm on the West Coast so I wanna wish all you a Happy Halloween!


Today in the early hours of the morning my grandfather died. He was 91. Even though I miss him, I don't feel utterly broken. He was a pastor and I believe he is in paradise today. Te am├│ abuelito.


I am no longer dead, but not truly alive either.


About Kristmas Kaiserone of us since 9:32 AM on 02.28.2016

"King Kaiser looks like he(?)'s boutta drop the hottest mixtape of 20XX."
- Anonymous

King Kaiser, the OG Magical Girl of the East Side, is here on the best gaming community on the internet. You're probably wondering, "who the hell is King Kaiser, and why do I wanna be him so bad?" I'll tell you why:


King Kaiser plays the best games from every era. He has played such masterpieces as Metal Gear Solid 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and many more. His favorite era of gaming is the PS2 era, since it is unquestionably the best and he is not at all blinded by childhood nostalgia.


King Kaiser is undoubtedly a weeb of culture and taste. He watches stuff from all genres, but his favorites include such venerable series as Gundam, Love Live, and Cowboy Bebop, a Shinichir┼Ź Watanabe joint. Destructoid may not be about anime, but he posts about it anyway, because he knows it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission.


King Kaiser is a man of of diverse interests, including music from every genre, sports from around the world, dope outfits, and sick memes. He currently studies history, and will one day teach the world about it using pop culture references.

Now you know a little bit about who King Kaiser is, but to understand him, you must follow him. Also, don't try to cross him, because he rolls with a tough crew.

IDK why you're still reading, the bio's up there.