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Don't worry mods, I'm not posting lewds. I'm just Thanking Based God #TYBG


 
 
 
 

This one's for you, Nathan D: #2🅱Tuesday


 
 
 

MFW someone criticizes my waifu


 
 
 

Screw it, AMA, right now. Ask away muchachos! Edit: First bump.


 
 
 

"Man is spirit. But what is spirit? Spirit is the self. But what is the self? The self is a relation which relates itself to its own self." #CatgirlFriday


 
 
 
 

My Decepticon Leader Can't Be This Cute!


 
 
 
 

Happy birthday Mike Martin, he who enlightens Dtoid with every post, bringing us one step closer to... Dtopia!

 
 
 

"I stick my finger in existence — it smells of nothing. Where am I? Who am I? How came I here? What is this thing called the world? What does this world mean? Who is it that has lured me into the world?" #CatgirlFriday


 
 
 
 
 

🎉Happy B-day Madoka🎉 Always keep it 💯 Stay on that grind 😤 Up in Heaven 👆😇 #BlessUp 🙏 #Ganggang


 
 
 

Because my spooky avatar has been cropped almost out of existence, behold the full thing, in all of its terrifying, Blingee-fied glory.


 
 
 
 
 
 

I apologize for this post. I need the URL for this image to use as my fantasy football logo. pls ignore


 
 
 

"We have no nation, no philosophy, no ideology, we go where we're needed, fighting not for country, not for government, but for ourselves." - Punished Rin, Fate/Snake Night (2015)


 
 
 

I wanna say happy birthday to two of my favorite Dtoiders, Nathan D, our resident Master of 2000s swag, and Inquisitive Ravenclaw, one of the friendliest (and artsiest) dudes around. Happy birthday you two, Here's a tubular picture for you!


 
 
 
 

1014 Hot take: Basil II did nothing wrong, those Bulgars were asking for their eyes to get poked out!

 
 
 

Holy hell, Cowboy Bebop director Shinichirō Watanabe is directing a Blade Runner short with music by Flying Lotus! It's like something out of a dream!



 
 


About King Kaiserone of us since 9:32 AM on 02.28.2016

"King Kaiser looks like he(?)'s boutta drop the hottest mixtape of 20XX."
- Anonymous

King Kaiser, the OG Magical Girl of the East Side, is here on the best gaming community on the internet. You're probably wondering, "who the hell is King Kaiser, and why do I wanna be him so bad?" I'll tell you why:

Games

King Kaiser plays the best games from every era. He has played such masterpieces as Metal Gear Solid 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and many more. His favorite era of gaming is the PS2 era, since it is unquestionably the best and he is not at all blinded by childhood nostalgia.

Anime

King Kaiser is undoubtedly a weeb of culture and taste. He watches stuff from all genres, but his favorites include such venerable series as Gundam, Love Live, and Cowboy Bebop, a Shinichirō Watanabe joint. Destructoid may not be about anime, but he posts about it anyway, because he knows it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Other

King Kaiser is a man of of diverse interests, including music from every genre, sports from around the world, dope outfits, and sick memes. He currently studies history, and will one day teach the world about it using pop culture references.

Now you know a little bit about who King Kaiser is, but to understand him, you must follow him. Also, don't try to cross him, because he rolls with a tough crew.





IDK why you're still reading, the bio's up there.
 
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