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Happy Birthday Occams, for real this time!


 
 
 
 

My boys the Flyers just told the Pens what they think of going 0-7 Wednesday. I'm not sure that many of you will care, but I DO, SO I'M TELLING YOU ABOUT IT. I'm a happy man rn. Current status:


 
 
 

"I always reason from existence, not toward existence, whether I move in the sphere of palpable sensible fact or in the realm of thought. I do not for example prove that a stone exists, but that some existing thing is a stone." #CatGirlFriday


 
 
 
 
 
 

I hope you had a blessed Easter, Dtoid


 
 
 

Happy Easter everybody! I recently got Kirby's Dream Land 3 right before the Wii Shop closed, but I had some leftover points that I used to get Super Mario Bros 3. I've come to really love this music, and the rest of its classic soundtrack.



 
 
 

Sorry to inform all you SNOWFLAKES but the REAL AMERICANS are in town!




 
 
 

"In logic no movement must come about, for logic is, and whatever is logical only is. The external expression for the logical is what the Eleatics through a misunderstanding transferred to existence: nothing comes into being, everything is" #CatGirlFriday


 
 
 
 
 

Since the Wii Shop is closing in a couple of days and there's a new Kirby game out, I figured I'd download the increasingly hard to find Kirby's Dream Land 3. It's great! Still, I think it's missing a copy ability...


 
 
 

"Consciousness presupposes itself, and asking about its origin is an idle and just as sophistical a question as that old one, 'What came first, the fruit-tree or the stone?'" #CatGirlFriday


 
 
 
 

Sneakin' in your #Tsunday 2 hours before midnight here on the East Side


 
 
 

Happy birthday ­čů▒´ŞĆestructoid, here's to another 12 years of mayhem!


 
 
 

Liberal SNOWFLAKES get owned!


 
 
 
 

The new ArcSys game is looking great!


 
 
 

So earlier posted a pic that was the same as Reaper's, so I took it down. I got a good replacement though, another Rumiko Takahashi classic #CatGirlFriday


 
 
 
 
 

Happy birthday Lord Limo! Try not to blow up any planets!



 
 


About King Kaiserone of us since 9:32 AM on 02.28.2016

"King Kaiser looks like he(?)'s boutta drop the hottest mixtape of 20XX."
- Anonymous

King Kaiser, the OG Magical Girl of the East Side, is here on the best gaming community on the internet. You're probably wondering, "who the hell is King Kaiser, and why do I wanna be him so bad?" I'll tell you why:

Games

King Kaiser plays the best games from every era. He has played such masterpieces as Metal Gear Solid 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and many more. His favorite era of gaming is the PS2 era, since it is unquestionably the best and he is not at all blinded by childhood nostalgia.

Anime

King Kaiser is undoubtedly a weeb of culture and taste. He watches stuff from all genres, but his favorites include such venerable series as Gundam, Love Live, and Cowboy Bebop, a Shinichir┼Ź Watanabe joint. Destructoid may not be about anime, but he posts about it anyway, because he knows it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Other

King Kaiser is a man of of diverse interests, including music from every genre, sports from around the world, dope outfits, and sick memes. He currently studies history, and will one day teach the world about it using pop culture references.

Now you know a little bit about who King Kaiser is, but to understand him, you must follow him. Also, don't try to cross him, because he rolls with a tough crew.





IDK why you're still reading, the bio's up there.
 
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