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Right now I'm on the West Coast so I wanna wish all you a Happy Halloween!


Today in the early hours of the morning my grandfather died. He was 91. Even though I miss him, I don't feel utterly broken. He was a pastor and I believe he is in paradise today. Te amó abuelito.


My Goomba Daughteru Can't Be This Cute


Kyaaa~ Adam Senpai noticed me!!!


I am no longer dead, but not truly alive either.


Tomorrow, something will happen.


Question for the Dtoid bois, does Voltron Legendary Defender stay good or does it drop in quality? I was watching it with my dad and we had finished season 4 if I remember correctly. I realize it's a pretty subjective question.


I feel... different. Perhaps it has something to do with this season?


Wow, I cannot believe Trump said this!


Happy Birthday to Nathan D and Inquisitive Ravenclaw, you're some of our best posters! Careful with that knife Nathan!


It has occurred to me that the version of the lyrical masterpiece "Hard in da Paint" I posted yesterday was censored to hell and back. Therefore, to rectify this, I'm giving you a double dose of #CatGirlFriday and Waka Flocka Flame this weekend.


Happy #CatGirlFriday everyone. It's been a long time since I last made a Q-post. But since that time I've become enlightened. Thus, I ask you, have you heard the good news of the savior of music, Waka Flocka Flame?


I am so goddamn tired of fucking political shitposts.


Hey guys, just wanted to pop in and say I'm still alive, and I'm still the same old Kaiser, except with a more AESTHETIC avatar. Also, if anyone wants to see a neat drawing of Saddam Hussein as an anime girl, just tell me in the comments


Before Thursday ends, I give you one last #ThighHighThursday in honor of our very own Nathan D. Here's one of my favorite Banana Oni.


Finna dance for that mf Vizier my guy 😂👌🔥💯


It's my birthday. Normally I'd say the community here is the best gift I could ask for. Today though, I can't, since this is probably the greatest gift of all time.


#SelfieToid from the top of the highest mountain in Korea. Also I'm back from there haha.


About King Kaiserone of us since 9:32 AM on 02.28.2016

"King Kaiser looks like he(?)'s boutta drop the hottest mixtape of 20XX."
- Anonymous

King Kaiser, the OG Magical Girl of the East Side, is here on the best gaming community on the internet. You're probably wondering, "who the hell is King Kaiser, and why do I wanna be him so bad?" I'll tell you why:


King Kaiser plays the best games from every era. He has played such masterpieces as Metal Gear Solid 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and many more. His favorite era of gaming is the PS2 era, since it is unquestionably the best and he is not at all blinded by childhood nostalgia.


King Kaiser is undoubtedly a weeb of culture and taste. He watches stuff from all genres, but his favorites include such venerable series as Gundam, Love Live, and Cowboy Bebop, a Shinichirō Watanabe joint. Destructoid may not be about anime, but he posts about it anyway, because he knows it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission.


King Kaiser is a man of of diverse interests, including music from every genre, sports from around the world, dope outfits, and sick memes. He currently studies history, and will one day teach the world about it using pop culture references.

Now you know a little bit about who King Kaiser is, but to understand him, you must follow him. Also, don't try to cross him, because he rolls with a tough crew.

IDK why you're still reading, the bio's up there.