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Before Thursday ends, I give you one last #ThighHighThursday in honor of our very own Nathan D. Here's one of my favorite Banana Oni.


Finna dance for that mf Vizier my guy πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ”₯πŸ’―


It's my birthday. Normally I'd say the community here is the best gift I could ask for. Today though, I can't, since this is probably the greatest gift of all time.


#SelfieToid from the top of the highest mountain in Korea. Also I'm back from there haha.


Getting into a street fight with a yoga instructor in the parking lot at Whole Foods over an off-color comment he made about you and your common law wife's open relationship. #MyBattlefield


After two years in this community I've finally made my first E3 scorecard. Read it and weep bois.


I'm playing Persona 5. Silky.


I got around to seeing FLCL Progressive and I'm actually really interested to see where it goes. I like that they're not copying the beats of the original so much as going in their own, almost opposite direction. More in the comments.


#UnpopularOpinionToid They should make a sequel to Girls Und Panzer called Girls And Huey about schoolgirls who pilot helicopters. The theme song is a cover of "It Ain't Me" by Credence sung by the voice actresses. It's called "It Ain't Watashi."


I fucking hate nerds. Happy Memorial Day.


Did πŸ‘ someone πŸ‘ say πŸ‘ emojis πŸ‘ ? πŸ‘


Happy birthday to my man Torchman, hope y'all have a great day, with lots of mechs.


Wake up sheeple! The corporations


Finals all done. I'm back guys.


Thicc girls πŸ˜©πŸ’― can appropriate my culture πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡»πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· any day of the week πŸ’¦πŸ”₯


Happy Birthday Occams, for real this time!


About King Kaiserone of us since 9:32 AM on 02.28.2016

"King Kaiser looks like he(?)'s boutta drop the hottest mixtape of 20XX."
- Anonymous

King Kaiser, the OG Magical Girl of the East Side, is here on the best gaming community on the internet. You're probably wondering, "who the hell is King Kaiser, and why do I wanna be him so bad?" I'll tell you why:


King Kaiser plays the best games from every era. He has played such masterpieces as Metal Gear Solid 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and many more. His favorite era of gaming is the PS2 era, since it is unquestionably the best and he is not at all blinded by childhood nostalgia.


King Kaiser is undoubtedly a weeb of culture and taste. He watches stuff from all genres, but his favorites include such venerable series as Gundam, Love Live, and Cowboy Bebop, a Shinichirō Watanabe joint. Destructoid may not be about anime, but he posts about it anyway, because he knows it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission.


King Kaiser is a man of of diverse interests, including music from every genre, sports from around the world, dope outfits, and sick memes. He currently studies history, and will one day teach the world about it using pop culture references.

Now you know a little bit about who King Kaiser is, but to understand him, you must follow him. Also, don't try to cross him, because he rolls with a tough crew.

IDK why you're still reading, the bio's up there.