Rant in comments..

Pretty nice deal.

This is so cool! I bet they will be impossible to get.

Makes me sick.

Public service announcement: Don't be a dumbass. (Link in comments)

My mom who just stopped her chemo treatments for MMMT a month or two ago has tested positive for COVID-19. So far her temp is at 101, so we'll see how it goes I guess.

So I just turn to Fox local for my Two and a Half Men. *In walks Fox News swinging their big veiny Trump dick* Jesus fuck I'm an idiot.

I'm a monstrous son of a bitch.

I think the inventors of Pepto caplets should be hoisted on golden thrones and paraded down the Canyon of Heroes in New York City, with streams of Charmin Ultra Soft raining down upon them. They could charge whatever they wanted, it's worth it.

Caturday! (in comments)

Current work status:

Looky!!

Been binge watching Orange is the New Black with Wilf. Today, 21 years ago, I asked her to marry me. Best decision I ever made.

Perseverance! Or insanity... you know, pick your poison. Link in comments.

This is the life!

No Bueno

When you know you're at a good pub:

Not all superheroes wear capes, all the frontliners, including my wife.

TRUTH.

Status of Wilf during a windy as fuck fire. Poor girl! I'm a trooper. I bow to nothing. Well, except her obviously. She'll kick my ass. No, literally. She has a powerful lower body.

Thank you MeanderBot! And especially thank you for your fantastic art!

#snackporn

Happy birthday HLarge! Also, happy anniversary! You're an amazing guy, and especially a provider and father. It's always great to see you post. You're a wonderful part of this community. Here is a little something you can post in your breakroom at work.

Finally, something new to masturbate to.

Something is familiar here....