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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they're always take things literally. #Puntoid


Didnt think this track would end up a single, or get a video, but here we are. Have some fresh ass Slug and guests. Shits nasty.


Huge shoutout to IneptMelonhead, who was this weeks turnip savior! Thank you so much for allowing us to use you, and abuse you!


The red x's are mine, but drop a comment saying what ya want, and I'll get it to ya in the next few days.


I really, really loved the first season of Dave. Went in thinking I'd fucking hate it. Nope. Love it. Want more.


The guy from Thrice, covering Brand News - Jesus Christ. Dont care for the original. Love this. Whole album is just amazing covers. #SockFuckerWednesday


Fellow #Oldtoid members, what's some your favorite shit about being old? Recently I realized I no longer care what happens when I eat chili during my lunch break. My co-workers care. Me? Not at all. Smell my shit, ya fucking kids.


Huge community shootout to Vincentdante. Today Vincent let the ACNH dtoid crowd use him like a filthy whore, for his sweet, sweet turnip prices. We came. We went. We came again. Yet Vincent was always there, smiling and taking it all. Thank you Vincent.


Happy meat tunnel evacuation anniversary to Sam and Sir Shenanigans! Yall are good people, and hope today treats ya well.


IM ONE UPGRADE AWAY FROM MY SEX DUNG- BASEMENT! MY BASEMENT IN ANIMAL CROSSING! Also. We should do a community cataloging thingy, meet up shindig. Thing.


You are a light in the darkness of life. I love you brother. Happy fucking Birthday Occams. May today bring you joy, and some freaky sex stuff.


Lovely to wake up to this, when I was already running late. My favorite part? Didnt even need to break the window. Took my battery too. Good fucking times.


I've gushed about it a few times, but Fort Triumph is now out of early access! Full release ahoy! If HoMM3 meets XCOM sounds amazing to you, get on it!


PSA: Toe Jam n Earl is $3.74 on Switch


About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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