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God dammit CA. I can go back out to restaurants. I can go to bars. I can go to the mall. But I cant go to Gamestop to trade some shit in? FWP for sure, but my poor ass really wanted to snag a game. Oh well.


Well, I understand how one of my favorite IPs went to shit now.

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Happy birthday Michformer!!! You're an awesome fucking dude, and I hope it's a good 'un.


Gonna send out the codes from the last round tonight or tomorrow. Heres this months leftovers, those marked with red are gone. Rise, and Jurassic are awesome. I liked Horace too.


Never thought I'd live to see mortars of tear gas shot at civilians in my town. Crazy fucking times.


Giveaway: Bug Fables (NA: NSW, XB1, PS4)

Hello everyone! It's ya boy Phil, back with another sweet contest for you. On today's docket: Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling is making its console debut today. The game a lot of folks were comparing to Paper Mario is finally hitting ou...


"Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives." —Chuck Palahniuk #depressingbutbeautiful


Happy birthday Lokhe!!! You're good peeps. Hope today and this week overall, are amazing for you.


Go hug the funny guy or gal in your life right now. They probably need it.


My final #90sToid as I've now covered most my fav genres of the time. Fucking banger right here.


I wouldnt be half of who I have become, and it wouldnt be #90sToid without NOFX


It doesnt get more #90sToid than this. Also, pretty sure shes why I have a thing for glasses.


#90sToid I walked around most my junior and senior years of high school with this CD in.


Mother Russia Bleeds is .99 on the eShop, and also a fun little puzzley title called Super Battle Cards is only a nickel. That's some solid gaming for 104 gold coins.


Rad, sorry I'm late. But you're a party god, so doubt you noticed. Happy birthday man. Hope it was a good one.


To the maybe three of you that care; I started a Destructoid guild in Elder Scrolls: Blades. Apply ahoy!


About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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