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This looks neat. Hits switch Thursday, and pre-order is only $8. Link to Switch store in comments.


Giveaway: Hellpoint (Nintendo Switch)

Come one, and come all (heh) to another lovely giveaway! Today we have five copies of Hellpoint on Switch to give to you lucky folks (courtesy of the fine folks at tinyBuild). Released last year on PC, and back in February for Switch, this ...


Yes please. This looks fantastically horrid.


The pretty excellent Caveblazers is under $5 on the eShop. For fans of Spelunky/Rogue Legacy/Etc. I give it two dicks up. Link in comments.


I don't think I watched the right Schneider cut.


Finally started reading Dresden files a few weeks ago. Finished Changes, and loved it. Really liked the promise of something different that the ending served up. Man... I hated Ghost Story though. Dear lord what a slog of shit. Cold Days is better so far.


This is my favorite Beastie Boys track. Fucking love them.


I just let out the most rancid burp of my life. My teeth are pissed. The cat left. What have I become... #Oldmantoid


Someone made a graphics mod, and got Punisher (2005) working on Win 7 and 10 pc. This excites me.


Happy birthday to a place that gave us misfits a home. A big shoutout to the boss man who made it as well. Thanks Papa, and happy bday. Here's to many more years of sullying this place up!


We have reached our apex as a species:


Severed Steel looks fucking dope. PC and PS4 later this year. Nice write up about on Kotaku, I'll link to in the comments.


What ya been playing recently? What's some of your favorite stuff recently? What's your darkest secret? How many fingers can you take?


This is giving me 3D Dot Game Hero vibes. Looking forward to seeing how it turns out in April.


About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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