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Almost 25yrs later, and this song still fucking hits my feels. Twenty fucking five years. Fuck man.


Giveaway: Yes, Your Grace (XB1, NSW - NA)

It's good to be king... or queen... or is it? Why don't you enter to win a copy and find out!?! Popular kingdom sim/rpg/decision maker Yes, Your Grace is making the jump from Steam to Xbox One and Nintendo Switch tomorrow (June 26th)! And w...


Ring, ding dong. Ringa ding ding ding dong.


Happy birthday Dan. Hope it's a great one!


Giveaway: RUINER (NSW - NA)

There's not much to say about this masterpiece, that our own Tony "The Italian Tiger" Marzano didn't say in his original review. RUINER is an amazing, visceral, and fun game. One of my personal favorite twin-stick shooters. Now Devolver Dig...


Happy fathers day to all you dads and single moms out there. If the world ends today... well, it's been an honor. Chins up, fresh undies yall.


Happy birthday Garfield. You're a piece of shit.


Giveaway: Colt Canyon (NA only: Steam, Xbox, NSW)

Well howdy partners! Ole Mike here, and I am back with another giveaway for a game that I think is pretty darn neato. Colt Canyon is the title in question, and I think it's quite the banger. It's a top down, wild west, roguelite-ish blast. ...


This. This brings me joy. Very excited for next week.


Hapy late birthday to the fucking man: Gundy. And a happy birthday to my favorite Bateman not named Jason. I hope you both have lovely weeks, strong dicks, and holes to stick em in.


Why the hell not. Kinda scared tho.


Next gen is fucking ugly af. A fucking sub woofer, and a god damn router in a white pimp coat. This. This is how I know I'm old. FFS.


Somebody needs to fucking announce a new Bloody Roar.


It's hard to be positive these days. But we have each other, and we are family. That means the world to me, and helps me push forward every day. Now let's all stand, and fuck each other in the ass with positivity. As a family.


God dammit CA. I can go back out to restaurants. I can go to bars. I can go to the mall. But I cant go to Gamestop to trade some shit in? FWP for sure, but my poor ass really wanted to snag a game. Oh well.


Well, I understand how one of my favorite IPs went to shit now.

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Happy birthday Michformer!!! You're an awesome fucking dude, and I hope it's a good 'un.


Gonna send out the codes from the last round tonight or tomorrow. Heres this months leftovers, those marked with red are gone. Rise, and Jurassic are awesome. I liked Horace too.


About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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