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Fuck off with this shit. AM shift got a catered lunch. PM shift got an expensive pizza party. NOC shift gets dollar store cups, and a shitty pun. Feeling that love.


Lost Ruins looks like it might be good. Steam.


Tater, you're damn good people, and I have mad love for you. Happy birthday man, may it be a great one!


Thought I was dying at 3am, while taking a dook. Arm started tingling, short breath, sweating, legs went numb, fell off the shitter I got so dizzy. Scared the hell outta me. Even prayed for the first time in a year. Had my first ever fucking hot flash.


Five scenarios, and nine hours in, I'm pretty sure I loves me some Gloomhaven: JotL. Fucking fantastic game.




Lice is back with one for MF DOOM.


I don't feel I help people anymore. It's really bothering me. I keep them safe without a doubt. Violence is a daily affair, and I'm good at stopping it. Great at it even. But I'm not helping anyone. It's just fight after fight. It's wearing on my soul.


I love a good targeted ad. You know me well Etsy.


Happy birthday Funk! You're fucking amazing, and I hope your day is too!


What Occams said. Im at mikemartin@destructoid.com if you ever need anything. It all can be kept anonymous, you can vent, put forward ideas for the mod team, call me names, whatever. I'm here for yall. I dont want anyone to feel bitter, if it can be helpd


Happy May the fourth. Now we dance!!!


Absolut, you are one cool ass dude. Always love seeing you around, and interacting with you. May the Emperor shine his mighty blessings upon you. Happy late birthday man.


I'm truly sorry I missed it Gus. You've been an amazing friend to my terrible self. I hope your day was amazing, and every day since as well. You mean the world to me, despite me being terrible at showing it. Love you man.


Killing some Tiny, allegedly Epic, Zombies. The rulebook is terrible, but a video set us straight. Pretty fun.


Protip: Don't try to learn a LCG on 3 hours sleep, after a 16hr shift. I'm just scared and confused now. Time for sleep.


About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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