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Well shoot. Besides Bloodroots being only $2 on the eShop, Mechstermination Force is only $2.39!!! Link in comments.


 
 
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Giveaway: Transformers: Battlegrounds (NA- XB1, Steam, NSW)

Welcome folks! It's been awhile since I've popped my face up on the ole front page. Wes really needed a night off (he works hard for y'all), so I'm here to bring you some Transformers action (strategy)! We have a copy for Xbox One, Steam, a...

 
 
 

I'd like to take a moment and thank 2020 for bringing back people doing Borat impressions. Nothing brightens my day more than walking into work, and hearing "My wiiiiife" and "Very nice" used out of context, and done poorly. Thanks you cunt of a year.


 
 
 

Such a dork. He always falls over before he attacks.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Watched Love and Monsters. Delightful little popcorn flick. Nice dose of optimism too. I recommend it. I think its the first 2020 movie I've watched too.


 
 
 
 

Caturday? Caturday. Ollie and Mabel finally started getting along the past couple weeks.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I was playing GI Joe for like 2hrs, and he came and sat on my arm. No more play. Pets.


 
 
 
 
 

Tuckered out after a long day of climbing my fucking legs. At one point he hung from my testicles. Little kitty almost got thrown. Thankfully, I have some control and just set him down, after removing his claws. I may have then screamed 'Fuck' very loud.


 
 
 

People who ignore strawberry are trash people. Chocolate is boring af. Its already already everywhere. We don't need it in our ice cream, unless its an accent. Gimme something with fruit, or dessert inspired. My favorite right now: Mint Cookies n Cream.


 
 
 

Oh fuck yes. Hope this turns out better than Nethack: Legacy. Man, this brings back memories. Someone get me a yoohoo, and the sound of methed out adults fighting and fucking in another room. Good ole childhood.


 
 
 

In these times, its so nice to see vandalism that isn't focused on class, or race. Fuck you orphans. Who ya gonna call about it? Not your parents.


 
 
 
 


About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.



He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:



Him Turvey-fied:



A fucking Xeno:



His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


 

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