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Got tired of fitting games onto end tables, so between a free table off nextdoor and spending $3 at the dollar store for rubberized shelf liners, I'm now a happy boy for dirt cheap. Praise the sun!


PSA: Do not eat 3 plums for breakfast, and half a chorizo breakfast burrito for lunch. My stomach was upset, but my ass is spitting hate filled speeches, like it's an old man at the social security office.


A pocket version of Gloomhaven for free? Why the hell not? Link in comments.


Amazon has Gloomhaven Jaws of the Lion for $30, and the Ghostbusters board game for $25. The New Undaunted (North Africa, I believe it is) is under $30. Good stuffs. Snagged Ghostbusters.


Happy Father's Day to my fellow Dtoid Daddys. May you have a great one!


#Caturday He deserved it. Knocked all my cards off the table, while I was work. All that sorting... for nothing. Still, my fault in the end. But fuck him too.


Happy birthday Gundy! Fucking love ya man!


Accidentally overdosed last night. It was beyond scary, and definitely the hardest night of my life. Be careful with your viagra folks.


Had no clue this card existed. I'm so excited there's a T Rex to fight.


Suck my ass, Strahd Von Suckovich. I found the stairwell and escaped!


This, Shredders and Atomic Heart have my attention.


Look at this massive fucking dragon lich!


Spoiler Alert: I fucking loved Loki. My basic ass needed more Hiddleston. Also, Wunmi Mosaku is now my waifu.


About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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