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My calendar alert went off, but Zero beat me too it. Happy Birthday Occams. You are such an amazing dude, such an integral presence here, and a fucking funny bastard to boot. I hope your day is filled with dead debutantes and teeth, or whatever you want.


 
 
 

Well shit. My local Target is already out of Labo sets. Damn. Hope this doesn't become a thing. Back to this until I check some other places out.


 
 
 
 
 
 

Has it? FUCKING HAS IT? HAS IT GONE TOO FAR PEOPLE? Once again, I say no. I actually want laser dick guns you can breakdance with.


 
 
 
 
 
 

Hanging this print in my bathroom, next to my last supper.


 
 
 
 
 
 

Goof, it's your birthday? Well fuck me. Happy birthday you beautiful dude. May your day be filled with stuff. Stuff you may like even.


 
 
 
 

Reigns: Her Majesty is $1.50 on android right now. Great game and well worth the price. I loved the first, excited. Review link in the comments.

 
 
 

Hey CotW folks, you got featured in a disqus blog. Great job you all. Link also in comments for ease of access. https://blog.disqus.com/community-members-audience-analytics

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Happy birthday On Air Fish. You are a cool fella and the best fish this place has.


 
 
 
 

Happy birthday to one of my favorite people, and a good friend: Zerotonin.


 
 
 


About Mike Martinone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as PhilKenSebben. He is now 36 and old and one of your Community Managers. Focusing on community playdates, contests, streaming and modding. He will never be Andy Dixon. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and is now on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze!

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 8 years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums, but yeah. Dtoid has forums? Nlol. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way.



He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:



Him Turvey-fied:



A fucking Xeno:



His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile




His nasty wordcloud from Twitter:


His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


 

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